Michael Boulerice
@michaelboulerice.bsky.social
Horror broski, salty New Hampshirite, Archduke of Goofington Manor. FEEDING THE WHEEL 7/22/25 + INHALATION 7/22/26 via Dead Sky Publishing. Hit the Linktree for more: https://linktr.ee/michaelboulerice
Good morning from paradise, swabbies!
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Good morning from paradise, swabbies!
Found you some replacement mats
November 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Found you some replacement mats
It's been three years since my wife asked me to install her car's remote starter app on her phone, and she still hasn't figured out how to change her profile pic to something other than the one I set for her
November 19, 2025 at 12:52 PM
It's been three years since my wife asked me to install her car's remote starter app on her phone, and she still hasn't figured out how to change her profile pic to something other than the one I set for her
Hahahahaha this is my original bcc telling my undelivered notifications to chill
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Hahahahaha this is my original bcc telling my undelivered notifications to chill
How your email finds me
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
How your email finds me
I had the audacity to say "huh maybe I should buy a new winter hat" fully well knowing this stack is just sitting here
November 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I had the audacity to say "huh maybe I should buy a new winter hat" fully well knowing this stack is just sitting here
**Siri, play Two Dope Boyz in a Cadillac by Outkast**
November 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
**Siri, play Two Dope Boyz in a Cadillac by Outkast**
Oh frig it's awards eligibility post season! Had a few things come out but what I'd like to focus on is my debut novella FEEDING THE WHEEL (Dead Sky Publishing, July 2025). If you thought it was cool, *I'd* think it was cool if you suggested it for long fiction or debut categories or whatever. Party
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Oh frig it's awards eligibility post season! Had a few things come out but what I'd like to focus on is my debut novella FEEDING THE WHEEL (Dead Sky Publishing, July 2025). If you thought it was cool, *I'd* think it was cool if you suggested it for long fiction or debut categories or whatever. Party
Hi I'm Michael Boulerice and welcome to New Hampshire's Ultimate Pooping Destinations
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Hi I'm Michael Boulerice and welcome to New Hampshire's Ultimate Pooping Destinations
Proceeds from every copy of FEEDING THE WHEEL go toward the Michael Boulerice Ugly Sweater Fund. If you find value in seeing me in increasingly grotesque knitwear, click the link and be the light you want to see in the world
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/feeding-th...
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November 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Proceeds from every copy of FEEDING THE WHEEL go toward the Michael Boulerice Ugly Sweater Fund. If you find value in seeing me in increasingly grotesque knitwear, click the link and be the light you want to see in the world
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/feeding-th...
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/feeding-th...
I want to be the first horror author to be sponsored by Royal Dansk cookies AND IT STARTS HERE
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I want to be the first horror author to be sponsored by Royal Dansk cookies AND IT STARTS HERE
Listen I don't have a grandma I have to make the disappointing cookie tin myself
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Listen I don't have a grandma I have to make the disappointing cookie tin myself
I'm sorry I don't see the problem here
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I'm sorry I don't see the problem here
I am currently eating the limited edition Taco Bell Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie, AMA
November 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I am currently eating the limited edition Taco Bell Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie, AMA
Picture I took of a weird baby doll at a haunted house, or security footage of me stumbling downstairs to eat leftovers in my underwear at 2:14 am? You make the call
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Picture I took of a weird baby doll at a haunted house, or security footage of me stumbling downstairs to eat leftovers in my underwear at 2:14 am? You make the call
I love how I had such a great time at @voidcon.bsky.social yet every picture looks like I was there to debt collect for a strip mall bookie
November 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I love how I had such a great time at @voidcon.bsky.social yet every picture looks like I was there to debt collect for a strip mall bookie
You heard the boss lady. If you eat tiramisu you have to go for a run. It's the law
October 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
You heard the boss lady. If you eat tiramisu you have to go for a run. It's the law
Day 242 of forcing my dog to listen to the songs of my youth on the way to day care
October 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Day 242 of forcing my dog to listen to the songs of my youth on the way to day care
Saving this one for special occasions. Weddings and funerals only
![A t-shirt featuring an illustration of a shark with a severed [redacted] in its mouth that says "JAWS BIT MY DICK OFF, Amity Island, New England"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nv5lrvuwzc3svt2ktbotwxnx/bafkreiegz7s34vvz4ekweugxm7ehhhjdtg3dam6hfiktr7yjopf7356vfm@jpeg)
October 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Saving this one for special occasions. Weddings and funerals only
Vibe check for my next book coming out through @deadskypub.bsky.social in July! I'm stoked for everybody to meet Milo, Marie, and the two townie dipshits from the medical supply company who will grasp you by your sweaty hand and lead you to the beginning of this very, very weird story
October 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Vibe check for my next book coming out through @deadskypub.bsky.social in July! I'm stoked for everybody to meet Milo, Marie, and the two townie dipshits from the medical supply company who will grasp you by your sweaty hand and lead you to the beginning of this very, very weird story
You can't imagine the dopamine hit you get watching a guy in a $1K Canada Goose jacket and a cashmere Chanel beanie throwing a Tasmanian Devil tantrum in the driveway when his snowblower won't start
October 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
You can't imagine the dopamine hit you get watching a guy in a $1K Canada Goose jacket and a cashmere Chanel beanie throwing a Tasmanian Devil tantrum in the driveway when his snowblower won't start
Doggie Day Care Employee: Wanna see a video of Chad throwing the cutest baby tantrum ever in the time out corner?
Me: Yes. The answer will always be yes
Me: Yes. The answer will always be yes
October 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Doggie Day Care Employee: Wanna see a video of Chad throwing the cutest baby tantrum ever in the time out corner?
Me: Yes. The answer will always be yes
Me: Yes. The answer will always be yes
Tried taking a picture of my dog that ended up looking like my dog taking a selfie with the cat
October 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Tried taking a picture of my dog that ended up looking like my dog taking a selfie with the cat