Michael Bailey
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Recording & Mix engineer. Music maker. Eejit.
A Labour MP 2 days ago:
November 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
A Labour MP 2 days ago:
Whenever something like this comes up, I’m always reminded of Israel deliberately murdering British aid workers, and our government basically kicking their grieving families into the long grass.
They can’t stop harping on about what patriots they are, though.
They can’t stop harping on about what patriots they are, though.
October 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Whenever something like this comes up, I’m always reminded of Israel deliberately murdering British aid workers, and our government basically kicking their grieving families into the long grass.
They can’t stop harping on about what patriots they are, though.
They can’t stop harping on about what patriots they are, though.
America gets its own taste of a brand of nonsense we have been putting out for years 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
October 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
America gets its own taste of a brand of nonsense we have been putting out for years 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Evergreen moment from The Eric Andre Show
September 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Evergreen moment from The Eric Andre Show
Can’t get a doctor’s appointment; can’t get a dentist appointment; can’t get seen at a hospital; cost of living through the roof; worst job market in years…
The Labour government:
The Labour government:
September 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Can’t get a doctor’s appointment; can’t get a dentist appointment; can’t get seen at a hospital; cost of living through the roof; worst job market in years…
The Labour government:
The Labour government:
But I was reliably informed by the British government last week that they hadn’t?
Not that they give a flying fuck, but Starmer, Lammy and the rest of them should be haunted by the things they’ve said and done to aid and abet this for the rest of their lives.
Not that they give a flying fuck, but Starmer, Lammy and the rest of them should be haunted by the things they’ve said and done to aid and abet this for the rest of their lives.
September 16, 2025 at 8:05 AM
But I was reliably informed by the British government last week that they hadn’t?
Not that they give a flying fuck, but Starmer, Lammy and the rest of them should be haunted by the things they’ve said and done to aid and abet this for the rest of their lives.
Not that they give a flying fuck, but Starmer, Lammy and the rest of them should be haunted by the things they’ve said and done to aid and abet this for the rest of their lives.
The 5 arseholes in the country still supporting him:
September 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The 5 arseholes in the country still supporting him:
First two sentences… Ain’t you that cunt who’s had elderly vicars arrested under anti-terrorism law for holding up pro-Palestine placards?
September 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
First two sentences… Ain’t you that cunt who’s had elderly vicars arrested under anti-terrorism law for holding up pro-Palestine placards?
Whenever an MP - invariably Labour - posts some utter shite, throwing minorities under the bus to look hard for the right wingers who’ll never vote for them, get called out for it, and then cry about abuse from the vile trolls (the electorate)
August 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Whenever an MP - invariably Labour - posts some utter shite, throwing minorities under the bus to look hard for the right wingers who’ll never vote for them, get called out for it, and then cry about abuse from the vile trolls (the electorate)
And do we think this lot aren’t using them?
July 30, 2025 at 11:00 AM
And do we think this lot aren’t using them?
From the BBC News app right this moment:
June 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
From the BBC News app right this moment:
Western governments 15 years from now, when Iran lies in ruins, separated into regions governed by a handful of feuding warlords: So, funny story about that uranium…
June 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Western governments 15 years from now, when Iran lies in ruins, separated into regions governed by a handful of feuding warlords: So, funny story about that uranium…
Love Thy Neighbour remake starring Jim Davidson
June 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Love Thy Neighbour remake starring Jim Davidson
This event and the handling of its aftermath sure look like the British people being Keir’s one and only priority…
April 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This event and the handling of its aftermath sure look like the British people being Keir’s one and only priority…
Keir Starmer deserves to be beaten mercilessly every single day of his miserable fucking life.
February 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Keir Starmer deserves to be beaten mercilessly every single day of his miserable fucking life.
In the immortal words of Dizzee Rascal: I’ve never seen a nonce so protected since Savile
February 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
In the immortal words of Dizzee Rascal: I’ve never seen a nonce so protected since Savile
don’t shoot me but my contentious view is that it probably wasn’t a deliberate handball - despite obvious similarities - and we shouldn’t claim to *know* that it was one
January 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
don’t shoot me but my contentious view is that it probably wasn’t a deliberate handball - despite obvious similarities - and we shouldn’t claim to *know* that it was one