Michael Andersen
@michaelandersen.bsky.social
https://twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/
Storyteller, Constant Gardener, 🇺🇦, Central Asia, Spain, football, books, occasional rant.
Storyteller, Constant Gardener, 🇺🇦, Central Asia, Spain, football, books, occasional rant.
Well, with such insightful people at the helm what can possibly go wrong❓️ (and it's only been 3 years and 10 months).
For analysis of how it DID go wrong:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
For analysis of how it DID go wrong:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Well, with such insightful people at the helm what can possibly go wrong❓️ (and it's only been 3 years and 10 months).
For analysis of how it DID go wrong:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
For analysis of how it DID go wrong:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
Crude dudes a bit too trigger-happy?
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Crude dudes a bit too trigger-happy?
Better now, no?
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Better now, no?
Most of us despise this woman so much that your first, 'natural' reaction at this news is glee. Then you realise...
(I am just being honest. You?)
(I am just being honest. You?)
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Most of us despise this woman so much that your first, 'natural' reaction at this news is glee. Then you realise...
(I am just being honest. You?)
(I am just being honest. You?)
Shocking indeed. What the hell is happening in the US?
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Shocking indeed. What the hell is happening in the US?
No shit, Sherlock!
Nothing gets past Dobald Frump.
Nothing gets past Dobald Frump.
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
No shit, Sherlock!
Nothing gets past Dobald Frump.
Nothing gets past Dobald Frump.
As the Russian bombing of civilians in Ukraine shows no sign of letting up - 'peace negotiations' or not - our columnist Nataliia Bushkovska writes about what is by now an almost nightly 'tradition' in her family.
open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...
open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
As the Russian bombing of civilians in Ukraine shows no sign of letting up - 'peace negotiations' or not - our columnist Nataliia Bushkovska writes about what is by now an almost nightly 'tradition' in her family.
open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...
open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...
Please 😡
How about the media and 'experts' STOP transmitting the manipulations and lies of ALL sides in these so-called 'negotiations'?
If you are interested in getting a more realistic, direct analysis of the peace/piece plan:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
How about the media and 'experts' STOP transmitting the manipulations and lies of ALL sides in these so-called 'negotiations'?
If you are interested in getting a more realistic, direct analysis of the peace/piece plan:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Please 😡
How about the media and 'experts' STOP transmitting the manipulations and lies of ALL sides in these so-called 'negotiations'?
If you are interested in getting a more realistic, direct analysis of the peace/piece plan:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
How about the media and 'experts' STOP transmitting the manipulations and lies of ALL sides in these so-called 'negotiations'?
If you are interested in getting a more realistic, direct analysis of the peace/piece plan:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
🤔 Maybe we have been too hard on Dobald and co regarding the so-called 'Peace Plan'? (aka the 'Piece Plan').
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
🤔 Maybe we have been too hard on Dobald and co regarding the so-called 'Peace Plan'? (aka the 'Piece Plan').
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
... apparently this Peace-cum-Piece-Plan, their ugly love-child.
I wrote a piece about Witkoff being lead astray by the little KGBist back in August. Sadly, it still holds up - the piece is called 'Summit of Stupidity.'
open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...
I wrote a piece about Witkoff being lead astray by the little KGBist back in August. Sadly, it still holds up - the piece is called 'Summit of Stupidity.'
open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
... apparently this Peace-cum-Piece-Plan, their ugly love-child.
I wrote a piece about Witkoff being lead astray by the little KGBist back in August. Sadly, it still holds up - the piece is called 'Summit of Stupidity.'
open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...
I wrote a piece about Witkoff being lead astray by the little KGBist back in August. Sadly, it still holds up - the piece is called 'Summit of Stupidity.'
open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...
🌹SPRINGTIME IN MOSCOW🍾
🤔 Well, 6-7 months ago was around the time when Witkoff and Putin first fell in love, had their 'endless' meetings in Springtime Moscow. The result of their d'alliance was the (for Trump) humiliating Alaska summit, Putin being giving more time to kill Ukrainians, and....
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🤔 Well, 6-7 months ago was around the time when Witkoff and Putin first fell in love, had their 'endless' meetings in Springtime Moscow. The result of their d'alliance was the (for Trump) humiliating Alaska summit, Putin being giving more time to kill Ukrainians, and....
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November 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
🌹SPRINGTIME IN MOSCOW🍾
🤔 Well, 6-7 months ago was around the time when Witkoff and Putin first fell in love, had their 'endless' meetings in Springtime Moscow. The result of their d'alliance was the (for Trump) humiliating Alaska summit, Putin being giving more time to kill Ukrainians, and....
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🤔 Well, 6-7 months ago was around the time when Witkoff and Putin first fell in love, had their 'endless' meetings in Springtime Moscow. The result of their d'alliance was the (for Trump) humiliating Alaska summit, Putin being giving more time to kill Ukrainians, and....
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The fact that the U.S. Secretary of State has to go out and assure the world that Trump's so-called 'Peace Plan' is NOT written in Moscow says it all.
We are analysing the 'plan' and the many other ways in which Putin and Trump have been trying to fcuk Ukraine:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
We are analysing the 'plan' and the many other ways in which Putin and Trump have been trying to fcuk Ukraine:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 AM
The fact that the U.S. Secretary of State has to go out and assure the world that Trump's so-called 'Peace Plan' is NOT written in Moscow says it all.
We are analysing the 'plan' and the many other ways in which Putin and Trump have been trying to fcuk Ukraine:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
We are analysing the 'plan' and the many other ways in which Putin and Trump have been trying to fcuk Ukraine:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
Our new columnist Nataliia Bushkovska has written a short, personal introduction to Holodomor (great for sharing with those who sadly are less aware of this horror - and its relevance for 2025.)
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/p/holodomor-...
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/p/holodomor-...
November 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Our new columnist Nataliia Bushkovska has written a short, personal introduction to Holodomor (great for sharing with those who sadly are less aware of this horror - and its relevance for 2025.)
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/p/holodomor-...
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/p/holodomor-...
Spending the day analyzing the 28-point so-called peace plan. And one thing is striking 😉
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Spending the day analyzing the 28-point so-called peace plan. And one thing is striking 😉
How can 38% still....🤔
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
How can 38% still....🤔
Jürgen Klopp is a very intelligent and pleasant person.
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Jürgen Klopp is a very intelligent and pleasant person.
Ronaldo and Dobaldo
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Ronaldo and Dobaldo
... Slovakia and Slovenia (where his own wife comes from), and that he did not know what NATO's article 5 was. This is no joke, it's well-documented 🫣
Do you remember the days when we thought that George W was a bit dim?😉
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Do you remember the days when we thought that George W was a bit dim?😉
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November 20, 2025 at 10:12 AM
... Slovakia and Slovenia (where his own wife comes from), and that he did not know what NATO's article 5 was. This is no joke, it's well-documented 🫣
Do you remember the days when we thought that George W was a bit dim?😉
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Do you remember the days when we thought that George W was a bit dim?😉
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Did Dobald Frump even make it to high school❓️
I am only half joking: briefers and experts working with the U.S. President have, in off-the-record interviews, talked about how he was not able to distinguish between the Baltics and the Balkans, Armenia and Albania.. 🫣 1/3
I am only half joking: briefers and experts working with the U.S. President have, in off-the-record interviews, talked about how he was not able to distinguish between the Baltics and the Balkans, Armenia and Albania.. 🫣 1/3
November 20, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Did Dobald Frump even make it to high school❓️
I am only half joking: briefers and experts working with the U.S. President have, in off-the-record interviews, talked about how he was not able to distinguish between the Baltics and the Balkans, Armenia and Albania.. 🫣 1/3
I am only half joking: briefers and experts working with the U.S. President have, in off-the-record interviews, talked about how he was not able to distinguish between the Baltics and the Balkans, Armenia and Albania.. 🫣 1/3
I wrote a short little memory piece about Vladimir Putin's nemesis - THE UKRAINIAN PEOPLE. You can read it for free here (it even includes a music video) 2/2
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/p/putin-and-...
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/p/putin-and-...
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I wrote a short little memory piece about Vladimir Putin's nemesis - THE UKRAINIAN PEOPLE. You can read it for free here (it even includes a music video) 2/2
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/p/putin-and-...
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com/p/putin-and-...
This is Kharkiv yesterday: 3 people killed, 30 injured.
Do you remember when Dobald Frump claimed that Ukraine had started the war - the world's first case of self-invasion? Or that Zelensky and not Putin was the problem? Or when he promised to end the war in 24 hours? Or.... crazy.
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Do you remember when Dobald Frump claimed that Ukraine had started the war - the world's first case of self-invasion? Or that Zelensky and not Putin was the problem? Or when he promised to end the war in 24 hours? Or.... crazy.
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November 18, 2025 at 9:17 AM
This is Kharkiv yesterday: 3 people killed, 30 injured.
Do you remember when Dobald Frump claimed that Ukraine had started the war - the world's first case of self-invasion? Or that Zelensky and not Putin was the problem? Or when he promised to end the war in 24 hours? Or.... crazy.
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Do you remember when Dobald Frump claimed that Ukraine had started the war - the world's first case of self-invasion? Or that Zelensky and not Putin was the problem? Or when he promised to end the war in 24 hours? Or.... crazy.
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NEXT UP (likelihood 90%)
Sounds far-fetched? It's what they do. Far-fetched, crazy. And 77 million Americans voted for 'let's have crazy Dobald Frump and his lying lot run the country and the world.'
READ MORE about Dobald and Vladimir saving the world:
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Sounds far-fetched? It's what they do. Far-fetched, crazy. And 77 million Americans voted for 'let's have crazy Dobald Frump and his lying lot run the country and the world.'
READ MORE about Dobald and Vladimir saving the world:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
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November 18, 2025 at 9:17 AM
NEXT UP (likelihood 90%)
Sounds far-fetched? It's what they do. Far-fetched, crazy. And 77 million Americans voted for 'let's have crazy Dobald Frump and his lying lot run the country and the world.'
READ MORE about Dobald and Vladimir saving the world:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
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Sounds far-fetched? It's what they do. Far-fetched, crazy. And 77 million Americans voted for 'let's have crazy Dobald Frump and his lying lot run the country and the world.'
READ MORE about Dobald and Vladimir saving the world:
twogrumpyoldmenonukraine.substack.com
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#RussianWarCrimes
In reality, it's everywhere in Ukraine.
Kharkiv in Eastern #Ukraine this morning - Putin's missiles hit a densely populated residential area, 3 people killed, 13 injured.
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In reality, it's everywhere in Ukraine.
Kharkiv in Eastern #Ukraine this morning - Putin's missiles hit a densely populated residential area, 3 people killed, 13 injured.
open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...
November 17, 2025 at 11:11 AM
#RussianWarCrimes
In reality, it's everywhere in Ukraine.
Kharkiv in Eastern #Ukraine this morning - Putin's missiles hit a densely populated residential area, 3 people killed, 13 injured.
open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...
In reality, it's everywhere in Ukraine.
Kharkiv in Eastern #Ukraine this morning - Putin's missiles hit a densely populated residential area, 3 people killed, 13 injured.
open.substack.com/pub/twogrump...