Michael Alan Peck
@michaelalanpeck.com
"Surf's up, space ponies! I’m making gravy without the lumps!"
https://michaelalanpeck.com
https://littledrummerboychallenge.com
https://linktr.ee/michaelapeck
https://michaelalanpeck.com
https://littledrummerboychallenge.com
https://linktr.ee/michaelapeck
The stogie really sells him as likable and relatable.
January 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM
The stogie really sells him as likable and relatable.
I thought for sure someone would've gotten to this first, unless they did and I missed it.
December 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I thought for sure someone would've gotten to this first, unless they did and I missed it.
I've followed the exploits of you and your colleagues for years now.
December 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I've followed the exploits of you and your colleagues for years now.
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
So...just like 2025.
So...just like 2025.
December 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
So...just like 2025.
So...just like 2025.
Ho-ho-ho, tee-hee-hee
Eric the half a brie
Eric the half a brie
December 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Ho-ho-ho, tee-hee-hee
Eric the half a brie
Eric the half a brie
I hear you. Yours is a lot more pleasant-looking than mine.
December 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I hear you. Yours is a lot more pleasant-looking than mine.
“As the face gets worse, the clothes have to get better.” — Steve Martin
December 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
“As the face gets worse, the clothes have to get better.” — Steve Martin
Criticize all you like, but I, for one, think it's pretty cool that one of our founders was young Brian Eno.
December 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Criticize all you like, but I, for one, think it's pretty cool that one of our founders was young Brian Eno.
It’s nearly 11 at night. Single-digit temperatures. And a guy in shorts and a hoodie just jogged past our windows, headed south on Glenwood.
You magnificent bastard.
Never change, Chicago.
You magnificent bastard.
Never change, Chicago.
December 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
It’s nearly 11 at night. Single-digit temperatures. And a guy in shorts and a hoodie just jogged past our windows, headed south on Glenwood.
You magnificent bastard.
Never change, Chicago.
You magnificent bastard.
Never change, Chicago.
No surprises here.
December 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
No surprises here.
Brad Bird was also responsible for my other answer.
That man owes me at least a box of tissues.
That man owes me at least a box of tissues.
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Brad Bird was also responsible for my other answer.
That man owes me at least a box of tissues.
That man owes me at least a box of tissues.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Blade, leader of the murderous puppets, has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Blade, leader of the murderous puppets, has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Happy stolen from @stephenberg2.bsky.social.
October 31, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Happy stolen from @stephenberg2.bsky.social.
"Hello, Mr. Fruit Fly. It's me, Mr. Butterfly. Just a harmless butterfly. Not a sticky trap or anything. Nothing to be worried about. I'm just here to make your last hours on earth as peaceful as possible. Don't mind this. This is doctor's orders."
October 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"Hello, Mr. Fruit Fly. It's me, Mr. Butterfly. Just a harmless butterfly. Not a sticky trap or anything. Nothing to be worried about. I'm just here to make your last hours on earth as peaceful as possible. Don't mind this. This is doctor's orders."
If I had to choose the greatest name in entertainment, I'd go with Fee Waybill. But he only beats out ZaSu Pitts and Max Schreck by a little bit, and I'm open to other nominees.
October 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If I had to choose the greatest name in entertainment, I'd go with Fee Waybill. But he only beats out ZaSu Pitts and Max Schreck by a little bit, and I'm open to other nominees.
“It makes me sick, motherfucker, how far we done fell.”
— William “Bunk” Moreland
— William “Bunk” Moreland
October 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
“It makes me sick, motherfucker, how far we done fell.”
— William “Bunk” Moreland
— William “Bunk” Moreland
Spotted this one today. He said he hates baths and getting his nails cut, but not America.
October 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Spotted this one today. He said he hates baths and getting his nails cut, but not America.
![A car with a bumper sticker on the back that says, "I [HEART] AGING & DYING."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3lltzaqx263wmc4gbgipaxkd/bafkreiahumosof67fbbf6ylnplw7keiegt6e74blkxofs7zirhgwluhp74@jpeg)
It’s Giant Skeleton Season, motherfuckers!
October 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
It’s Giant Skeleton Season, motherfuckers!
I don't know, man. My childhood taught me cruises can get real weird, real fast.
September 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I don't know, man. My childhood taught me cruises can get real weird, real fast.