i get how this happens, because my shameless kid is the one who recruits other parents to push her on playground equipment when her parents get tired

mine used to say "what do you want me to have?" 🤣

A friend with a 5mo just told me that she has never clipped his nails. Meanwhile, my 4mo old needs a mani every 4-5 days, or she'll leave scratch marks all over me.

My kid decides on her next Halloween costume on November 1. She stubbornly sticks to her decision for approx 48 weeks, and then changes her mind abruptly around October 3. So.....good luck with that! ;)

Yes, I'm taking a maternity leave starting in a few days, but as long as all goes well, I'll be in Boston.