Jack Burden
@mhampton000.bsky.social
Unironically: hang the “mostly crappy but at least charming” banner
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Unironically: hang the “mostly crappy but at least charming” banner
All this talk about the Antichrist and the anti-Buddha has been here all along
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
All this talk about the Antichrist and the anti-Buddha has been here all along
If he had said this two weeks ago she’d have won by 20
Jack Ciattarelli suggested the people of New Jersey call him “big daddy” if he wins:
“…I was thinking when we win this race I kind of like [big daddy] better than governor. Big daddy.”
“…I was thinking when we win this race I kind of like [big daddy] better than governor. Big daddy.”
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
If he had said this two weeks ago she’d have won by 20
As a bengals fan who has watched most of his games I am convinced playing behind a crappy line year after year has given him some kind of late-onset yips that were not present in college, would love to be talked out of that view.
October 21, 2025 at 12:03 PM
As a bengals fan who has watched most of his games I am convinced playing behind a crappy line year after year has given him some kind of late-onset yips that were not present in college, would love to be talked out of that view.
“guards, seize him!” face
October 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
“guards, seize him!” face
Flight from Cleveland to cincy is cheaper than Newark I promise that’s it
October 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Flight from Cleveland to cincy is cheaper than Newark I promise that’s it
This chart is a full endorsement of Joe Burrow’s 2024 MVP candidacy
October 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This chart is a full endorsement of Joe Burrow’s 2024 MVP candidacy
Excited to be a part of the n-fuck (pronunciation guide pending)
September 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Excited to be a part of the n-fuck (pronunciation guide pending)
It was obvious his cohort is slow but no one truly grasped how slow.
July 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It was obvious his cohort is slow but no one truly grasped how slow.
Tired: Hannity and Colmes
Wired: Pearl and Ahmadinejad
Wired: Pearl and Ahmadinejad
June 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Tired: Hannity and Colmes
Wired: Pearl and Ahmadinejad
Wired: Pearl and Ahmadinejad
If these stores don’t end up being called Zodegas I’m gonna be so pissed
June 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
If these stores don’t end up being called Zodegas I’m gonna be so pissed
Look up canyon kitchen in Cashiers/sapphire, it’s a long drive out of town (hour and a half almost from downtown) but it’s a great spot and worth the trip for more than just the food if you’ve got the time
May 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Look up canyon kitchen in Cashiers/sapphire, it’s a long drive out of town (hour and a half almost from downtown) but it’s a great spot and worth the trip for more than just the food if you’ve got the time