Matthew G P Coe
mgpcoe.ca
Matthew G P Coe
@mgpcoe.ca
Proud community volunteer, dad, manager of code monkeys (though hopefully not Boring Manager Rob!)
It's absolutely crystal clear in my mind, and probably nothing like what it actually was. I'm imagining either some Rockwell-style industriousness with some details peppered in exposing the exhaustion, or photojournalist-style, fallen asleep against a dryer, Franklin's 2' wide head in the lap.
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Grew up in eastern Canada with parents who were picky about grammar, so I agree with both of you? (It's the US pronunciation, and it's wrong) Which is odd, because if I understand correctly, the English pronounce valet "vallit," which is also wrong.

Regional pronunciations, hooray! :)
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It's like Oreo needing a billboard.
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Truly, Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Josh Ruben, Matt Mercer, and either Frank Welker or Dee Bradley Baker for the great creature noise challenge.
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I'M THIRTY-SEVEN?!
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
First rule of humane management. "Do you have a minute" MUST be following by at least "it's nothing bad" if it is, indeed, nothing bad.
October 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Ack! Yeah, that's definitely an effective way to find that out! I've been very careful about power bars for the last 20 years as a result of my own foolishness.
September 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Hm. Maybe a little breaker would be better, then?

Also don't know about electrocution deaths by plug, but I've definitely given myself a bad shock or two by unplugging one in the worst possible way, wrapping my finger around the business end. 120V hurts. I can't imagine 240.
September 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Can I just say, I love that the plug has its own fuse?
September 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
6, but only because my li'l bean just got himself a nice office chair!
September 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Just earlier tonight by 15-lb beefus of a cat tried doing the same to me in my office chair!
August 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I LOVE IT.

Where I lived in midtown Toronto there was a corner where vehicles would vault over the curb on the regular. It was honestly hard not to. When the city briefly had some solid steel bollards at that corner to make sure drivers went around, I laughed every time I saw them dented.
August 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Genuinely guessing, because I'm always interested in better, more human transport infra, but also underinformed on the specifics. Thinking either a fill hole (but they look like they're concrete, so probably not) or a place to drop in some kind of signage?
August 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I'm contractually obligated to defend the honour of St. Viateur (it may have been in my wedding vows) but I've got to say, that is slick. Fairmount's got style, even if that's all they've got.
August 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Doing a little more "research" with that Jane Goodall, were you?
August 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I also find myself wondering if @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social recognized it as a roseate spoonbill.
August 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I've been saying "packages aren't taxonomy" for years but this is wonderfully vivid. May I use it?
August 7, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Oh man. The morning after watching Two-Face, I stopped watching BTAS for a very long time. I did not care for those nightmares.
August 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Ooooh, I hated the Colonel. With his wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oooh, you're gonna buy my chicken, oooh."
July 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM