Best served without context.

I always think of oreos and manhole covers!

The crab up front just standing there looks like a guard enforcing the rules.

Watched this just now. Every answer Nathan gave that officers considered suspicious was just him trying to be accurate. I've no opinion on whether he was truthful, but he was clearly trying SO hard to parse the questions and answer appropriately.

(Also, the aunt makes me viscerally furious.)

I mean, this seems legit. What could go wrong?

Each year once one of my siblings announces the extended family Thanksgiving time, one of my children just amazingly coincidentally announces a work shift smack in the middle of that time, requiring us to have our own separate Thanksgiving. It is wonderful!

Don't also chew a cardamom or they will interact in your mouth, much like matter and antimatter, leaving you unable to taste anything for the next two decades.

Pretty much anyone could walk Trump like a dog if they had a mind to do so. He has no internal integrity or substance. All he has is a deep, sucking wound in his soul that requires constant feeding.

Make him feel fed and he's yours. For the moment.

Oof

She is absolutely gorgeous!

Awwww!

A picture of Tuna the psalmopoeus victori today. She turned out to be both gorgeous and female!

a) Best name ever
b) I'm so glad for you and Kittywampus that your relationship has survived the vet!

I hope it just registers with him as a fever dream!

Gertude here had to go to the vet in August. She's only just now, in November, allowing me to pet her again. The lady holds a grudge.

Every day I think "Surely I can't be more disappointed in humanity" and every day I'm proven wrong.

Phormictopi are my favorites b/c they are just ridiculous badasses.

Few years back a friend who grew up in Haiti was checking out my spiders, saw a large cancerides and suddenly yelled "Oh I remember those little assholes! They aren't afraid of anything!"

Had one AWOL for 9 months. Did just fine.

OH my math didn't math. He'd only have 1.