Melissa. Just Melissa.
@mgeschwind.bsky.social
Feminism. Anxiety. Kind of a writer. Possibly reentering hockey fandom?
Open Supporter of Known Rapist Despot Openly Supports Suspected Rapist Goalie
October 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Open Supporter of Known Rapist Despot Openly Supports Suspected Rapist Goalie
Popping back in for a second to say fuck the NHL and the NHLPA, as always.
September 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Popping back in for a second to say fuck the NHL and the NHLPA, as always.
I'm a fat bitch, and JD Vance isn't fit to shine my size 9 sandals.
June 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I'm a fat bitch, and JD Vance isn't fit to shine my size 9 sandals.
Some of yall can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Some of yall can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
What's the point of winning if you're just going to be exactly the same as the guy who lost?
June 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
What's the point of winning if you're just going to be exactly the same as the guy who lost?
I have thoughts:
1. The fact that the artist is actively harming people is the key difference. Do not support living artists who do evil.
2. It doesn't help to gatekeep the quality of the art. Like it or not, the books are hugely popular & influential. Pretending otherwise is just gaslighting.
1. The fact that the artist is actively harming people is the key difference. Do not support living artists who do evil.
2. It doesn't help to gatekeep the quality of the art. Like it or not, the books are hugely popular & influential. Pretending otherwise is just gaslighting.
May 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I have thoughts:
1. The fact that the artist is actively harming people is the key difference. Do not support living artists who do evil.
2. It doesn't help to gatekeep the quality of the art. Like it or not, the books are hugely popular & influential. Pretending otherwise is just gaslighting.
1. The fact that the artist is actively harming people is the key difference. Do not support living artists who do evil.
2. It doesn't help to gatekeep the quality of the art. Like it or not, the books are hugely popular & influential. Pretending otherwise is just gaslighting.
My OCD side is not ok with red dots on my phone, so I opened the old place to clear my notifications and this is what they're doing in DMs over there now.
May 16, 2025 at 6:11 AM
My OCD side is not ok with red dots on my phone, so I opened the old place to clear my notifications and this is what they're doing in DMs over there now.
<extreme Chemical Brothers voice>
BACK WITH ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE
BACK WITH ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE
May 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
<extreme Chemical Brothers voice>
BACK WITH ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE
BACK WITH ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE
🎵 That's the pope they chose
And heaven knows
I'm not that pope 🎵
And heaven knows
I'm not that pope 🎵
May 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
🎵 That's the pope they chose
And heaven knows
I'm not that pope 🎵
And heaven knows
I'm not that pope 🎵
The Devils picked me, way back in the day! I have the best hockey origin story.
April 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The Devils picked me, way back in the day! I have the best hockey origin story.
I hate that I only know about this bc I popped into the old place to see if an insane DJT post was real.
April 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I hate that I only know about this bc I popped into the old place to see if an insane DJT post was real.
Herbert status report:
April 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Herbert status report:
Made it to the protest! Fuck anxiety, Trump and Elon!
First thing I saw was this. Pic taken with permission.
First thing I saw was this. Pic taken with permission.
April 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Made it to the protest! Fuck anxiety, Trump and Elon!
First thing I saw was this. Pic taken with permission.
First thing I saw was this. Pic taken with permission.
Some of my pretty rocks. Not my entire stockpile. I am prepared for the crash, rockwise.
April 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Some of my pretty rocks. Not my entire stockpile. I am prepared for the crash, rockwise.
Gah, forgot Alt text. Including it here:
April 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Gah, forgot Alt text. Including it here:
Given that Trump is doing everything via EO, I'm not sure it would matter. There's tilting at windmills and then there's tilting at the windmill on the 11th green of a miniature golf course.
April 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Given that Trump is doing everything via EO, I'm not sure it would matter. There's tilting at windmills and then there's tilting at the windmill on the 11th green of a miniature golf course.
I don't blame Canadians one bit for being angry & scared, but please understand that the thing you're afraid will happen to you *is happening to us right now.* We get why you're not in the mood to speak up for us; know that we're not speaking up for you bc we all our energy is going toward survival.
March 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I don't blame Canadians one bit for being angry & scared, but please understand that the thing you're afraid will happen to you *is happening to us right now.* We get why you're not in the mood to speak up for us; know that we're not speaking up for you bc we all our energy is going toward survival.
I see we're having similar evenings.
March 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I see we're having similar evenings.
I could explain how I ended up in the corner of the internet that includes plus-size Sexy Cookie Monster lingerie, but why ruin the mystique?
March 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I could explain how I ended up in the corner of the internet that includes plus-size Sexy Cookie Monster lingerie, but why ruin the mystique?
My god but the old place has gotten bleak.
March 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
My god but the old place has gotten bleak.
I'm making a giraffe. His name is Herbert. Please enjoy this photo of Herbert-in-progress:
March 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I'm making a giraffe. His name is Herbert. Please enjoy this photo of Herbert-in-progress:
I don't have a kitten, but I am making a giraffe...
March 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I don't have a kitten, but I am making a giraffe...