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I’ll keep this brief.
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Oooo! What a dramatic scene!
January 26, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Yet another despot he admires: did I just hear Trump saying he’s looking forward to going to Switzerland and meeting Davros?
January 20, 2026 at 7:33 PM
William Caxton was not one to frequent public houses. His type was not welcome there.
January 19, 2026 at 8:42 PM
January 18, 2026 at 6:57 PM
In the fields today the cows are all lying down. That means either it's going to rain or there's poor internet connection. I can never remember which.
January 16, 2026 at 3:10 PM
When God said "Let there be light," who was he talking to?
January 15, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Ageing, it seems, is just a state of mind. The founder of analytical psychology lived to the age of 85, and he was Jung all his life.
January 15, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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Stars.
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The End.

You could retweet, if you wanted.
I made an actual puppet for this.
February 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Stars.
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A house in the country.
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February 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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February 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Also facing an imminent threat of annexation: Halfords.
January 5, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Whenever I wish someone a Happy New Year, I assume they understand that statement is in no way legally binding.
January 3, 2026 at 8:17 PM
'You Won't See Me' is one of the songs by Paul McCartney that everyone seems to have forgotten. But I remember it as if it was Yesterday.
January 3, 2026 at 8:17 PM
January 1, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Happy New Year, all.
December 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
December 24, 2025 at 9:35 AM
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 10:06 AM
“Be yourself.”
— Eric Arthur Blair
December 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Totally misleading headline.
December 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Punctuation advice about when to use a dash can be confusing and even contradictory. As a general rule of thumb, though, the en-dash and the em-dash can be used any time of the year, but the Santa dash is best restricted to December.
December 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
“Wars don’t determine who’s right, only who’s left.”
— Gregory Benford
December 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Diagnostics or Diganostics? That is the question.
December 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
If Coleman handles roofing, does Roofman deliver coal?
December 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM