BIG mf mood, I don’t want to put up with people today, I wish being hot and playing guitar was a realistic career (something something youtuber but fuck that)

Also looking beaut and gorge and delicious as always 😤 try and have a good Monday

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I’ve been working on my hair for *checks character sheet* 6 fuckin years now?????????

And I don’t have that much experience finger fucking, but good friends help friends practice, right?

I mean hell you ain’t gotta ask me twice.

Or once.

In fact never ask me to do anything just bend me to your will I’ll survive ykyk

You don’t need to ask; walk up and just do it, like tf am I gonna do, speak up?

I MUST’VE SCROLLED PAST IF I SAW IT MY BAD I WAS BLASTED 😭

We bringing back feudalism and the conscription of patron-able artists with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

One of the hottest things anyone could do to me is make me undress them with my teeth and force me to clean my plate before I can enjoy the sweet desert, so I def think we have quite a bit of common ground there 😋😋

God your ass looks so smooth 😭 also straight up no complaints about the rig besides that it’s not on my lips rn (and I mean other stuff not being on my lips etc etc etc)

Only if you don’t mind loosing them, I think I’d keep them as a trophy, if they survive at all. Anything to keep thinking of you 🫠

Holy shit love those, although I think they’d look better with a hole in the bottom 🤤

God I wish I had unlimited money so I could give you unlimited money and all you mfs unlimited money

In the meantime I will be grateful to you for being so kind as to drive me crazy with how bad I want to have my face sat on and stepped on but yk that’s my battle to face 🫠

Hope you had a good 🦃

ON A TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY UNRELATED NOTE I AM NOW GETTING A HALF-SLEEVE, BUYING A 400 LISTENING TO MORE TOOL STARTING NOW 👹👹👹👹👹

also pls

Don’t promise unlimited access - I’d take too long getting acquainted with every little bit. And I always found “constraints” to be more fun anyways 😚🪢