Mette is not really here anymore
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mettiina.bsky.social
Mette is not really here anymore
@mettiina.bsky.social
A vaguely humanoid, ambiguously artistic, debatably humorous entity from the periphery of civilization. No longer able. Just here to fix shelves and feed the cats.

She/her ADHD LGBT+ 🏳️‍⚧️
Mammals just don't do r-strategy that efficiently, so there's less to go around and they tend to be more protected. Maybe we get a second season of PP:IA where an Argentavis gets to gobble up baby rabbits, or peccary piglets.
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Sure, they get eaten a lot, but that infant mammoth really had it rough. First day in the world and it almost freezes to death, then it almost suffocates in a dust storm, and finally gets to watch a family member get mauled and eaten. They really hated that baby!
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The first photo has the energy of two housecats trying to take down a horse.
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It sure would help a lot if they told us what sloth that was and where it lived. I thought for sure it had to be Nothrotheriops, but I've seen it identified as Diabolotherium in a couple of places. For me the latter is just a skull. I've no knowledge of its feet.
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Also this short king is in it. He's just a little guy y'all.
#PrehistoricPlanet #PP3 #IceAge
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Or, assuming the answer is: "We have 'superior' software on our UI, just spend 4-12 months learning how to do anything", I guess I can try to revert back to an offline existence. I was born into a life without computers and Internet, I still remember it's possible.
August 15, 2025 at 11:50 AM
This is how folkloric stories get started.
August 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I like to think of the Cenozoic as the Triassic for mammals.
July 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Who dis?
July 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I used to tell myself there had to be some way out of this, but each year bring me closer to accepting that it is only a comforting lie. There is no happy end to this. It will only get slowly but certainly worse as time goes on. Each passing day a punisment for being alive.
July 1, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Okay, no jokes, seriously what is that? Ultron?
June 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM