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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈💜 | 🌃👽🥁🥀💇
@metavenhorst.bsky.social
Goth dork screaming about OFMD and RGG from the safety of my brainrot containment area. Queer 30s fic writer/reader, double threat. Just vibing. 🔞 (she/they)
Ohhhhh those are some fun finds!! One of my favorite vintage finds was this album by The Tarney/Spencer Band. The cover is banana pants and it sounds kind of like proggy yacht rock. Surprisingly excellent 😂🎉
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Aw man, not Udo Kier 😭💔
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Started playing a game called Pentiment the other day, and not only is it stunningly beautiful and an incredibly unique setting for a game, it also occasionally drops iconic bars like this evergreen sentiment right here 🎉🎉
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Me, to myself: “Haha there’s no way I’m getting higher than like a 35 on this, I ain’t ever been that wild.”

…oop 🙃

(I maintain my original stance, there were definitely some technicalities in there 💀)

theinnocencetest.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I did!! I got the lil stun whale!! 💜💜
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Calypso’s Birthday is my favorite holiday and @ringasunn.bsky.social is the best party planner 🎉🎉

I’m so happy @reluctantrose.bsky.social and (SURPRISE TO ME) @judysoranges.bsky.social could make it in from out of town for this!! This was such a blast!! 💜💜
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
And it was so great to meet you @edsrosetattoo.bsky.social!! I’m glad we could get to know each other over brunch!! 💜💜
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Had a great little weekend away up in Toronto with some great pirate pals! ILY so much @fakegeekboy.bsky.social, @roximonoxide.bsky.social, and @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social, thanks for showing me and Mr. Jenn a great time and just generally being the best 💜💜
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Oh my god, them ✨CAKES✨
November 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
In case anyone would like to feel better about not being able to see the aurora borealis real well from where they are, behold—a ten second exposure of the sky over my backyard. Look at that completely uniform level of cloud cover. It’s honestly kind of impressive in its own right 😂😂
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Pumpkin season is officially over now, but I’ll always have the memories (and possibly also the carpal tunnel, which I definitely won’t exacerbate by replacing all my former pumpkin carving time with video games 💀🎃)
November 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Happy Halloween 🎃 🏴‍☠️
October 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
GOROMI-CHAAAAAN~💖💖

Art by the very talented and cool @tentakrool.bsky.social, you should definitely hit ‘em up for art while their comms are open!!
October 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Hey remember when 🦋🦋🦋?
October 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Dialogue courtesy of this iconic video 🎉🎉
October 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Jim: “Get in the corner for doing dark magic.”

Ed: “Aww, but I only did a little bit.”

Jim: “Ed, that boy can’t walk anymore because of you, bud.”

Ed: “Oh, that’s what you’re mad about?”

Jim: “Yeah man, yes.”

Ed: “But that boy didn’t even WANNA be able to walk.”

Jim: “That’s…an awful excuse.”
October 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I am almost definitely gonna have carpal tunnel by the end of pumpkin season, but also: worth it?? Kinda?? 🎃🎃🎃
October 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
who robbed the louvre? right answers only
October 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Help, I’m not good enough at Excel to be doing what work currently has me doing 😭😭
October 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Honorable mention to the Northern Exposure pumpkin I did yesterday after calling the most IMMEDIATE of dibs on it 😂😂
October 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
It is PUMPKIN SEASON, my dudes (gn). Here are a few of my favorites that I’ve carved so far this year! 🎃🎃🎃🎃
October 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Hey remember when escalator?
October 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I got to see MY QUEEN Lene Lovich in concert on Tuesday and it was everything I could have hoped for and more. She’s 76 years old and I didn’t think she’d ever tour again, but she still sounds INCREDIBLE and she was sooooo good 💜💜
October 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Post a pic of you from a different era

Hey, did yinz know I used to have long hair?
September 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
New boot goofin’ at the goth club tonight 💜🎉
September 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM