Jason Horn
@messyepicure.bsky.social
Professional food writer; amateur curler; semicolon enthusiast
Big redemption arc for the Luddites the last few years
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Big redemption arc for the Luddites the last few years
Haha this was meant as a dig at In n Out, not your list. Five Guys is also completely overrated. Culver’s is the One True Burger.
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Haha this was meant as a dig at In n Out, not your list. Five Guys is also completely overrated. Culver’s is the One True Burger.
In n Out belongs at the bottom of this and every list
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
In n Out belongs at the bottom of this and every list
Whoa, whoa, whoa, this post wasn’t from @greenleejw.bsky.social?
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Whoa, whoa, whoa, this post wasn’t from @greenleejw.bsky.social?
Falsely appointing federal attorneys seems like the kind of high crime or misdemeanor a president could be impeached for. Would you mind saying that the president should be impeached?
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Falsely appointing federal attorneys seems like the kind of high crime or misdemeanor a president could be impeached for. Would you mind saying that the president should be impeached?
Jack Nicklaus is eighty five years old
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Jack Nicklaus is eighty five years old
Can’t carve a reed into a pen until you harvest reeds and develop the technology to refine and shape steel into a blade
November 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Can’t carve a reed into a pen until you harvest reeds and develop the technology to refine and shape steel into a blade
lol I think you just called Neal Stephenson a tradwife?
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
lol I think you just called Neal Stephenson a tradwife?
The preamble of the constitution says two of the six reasons we established this country are to “provide for the common defense” and “promote the general welfare.” That’s socialism.
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The preamble of the constitution says two of the six reasons we established this country are to “provide for the common defense” and “promote the general welfare.” That’s socialism.
It’s bad when the government provides for the common defense and promotes the general welfare, actually
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
It’s bad when the government provides for the common defense and promotes the general welfare, actually
The solution is not to build more housing but to ban corporate ownership of housing? Works for me.
November 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The solution is not to build more housing but to ban corporate ownership of housing? Works for me.
Call for impeachment then. Be explicit.
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Call for impeachment then. Be explicit.
You’re gonna hate Fr3akiest Friday
November 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
You’re gonna hate Fr3akiest Friday
It’s the Pepsi Challenge but for writing
November 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
It’s the Pepsi Challenge but for writing
If a wizard gives me all the Bitcoin, I’ll have all the Bitcoin
November 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
If a wizard gives me all the Bitcoin, I’ll have all the Bitcoin
As an msj-trained writer, I know they should have consulted scientific journalists instead
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
As an msj-trained writer, I know they should have consulted scientific journalists instead
But link pls? The work Slack will enjoy this
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
But link pls? The work Slack will enjoy this
I don’t think anyone looked at them
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I don’t think anyone looked at them
The Scottish play, MacAw
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The Scottish play, MacAw
Scanning children’s faces…to keep them safe
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Scanning children’s faces…to keep them safe
I Should Have Dismembered Jamal Khashoggi Myself, Actually
-Jeff Bezos
-Jeff Bezos
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I Should Have Dismembered Jamal Khashoggi Myself, Actually
-Jeff Bezos
-Jeff Bezos
Next time someone asks you how you got your job, you have to sing this
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Next time someone asks you how you got your job, you have to sing this
I blogged a blog in time gone by
When hope was high and life worth living
When hope was high and life worth living
November 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I blogged a blog in time gone by
When hope was high and life worth living
When hope was high and life worth living