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now half off with a purchase of Palatino Alpha-Bits
monochromatic spies waiting on tenterhooks for those sweet Blecch Friday sales
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
monochromatic spies waiting on tenterhooks for those sweet Blecch Friday sales
oceans are now... [brief panic] ... battle fields
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
oceans are now... [brief panic] ... battle fields
Browns are "in the hunt", much like Robert Armstrong on Ship-Trap Island (1932)
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Browns are "in the hunt", much like Robert Armstrong on Ship-Trap Island (1932)
he's the chubby blue line
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
he's the chubby blue line
ah i see you've never had friends come over, relatives come over, or had kids before. because you usually want those people OUT THE DOOR (or in bed) before, like, midnight.
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
ah i see you've never had friends come over, relatives come over, or had kids before. because you usually want those people OUT THE DOOR (or in bed) before, like, midnight.
[after checking sportsbook] crushing the over on "how many different ways does Statham use a wine opener to end a henchman" at 2.5
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
[after checking sportsbook] crushing the over on "how many different ways does Statham use a wine opener to end a henchman" at 2.5
insta-leapt on the opportunity to get the SFPC compendium
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
insta-leapt on the opportunity to get the SFPC compendium
this dude can't do anything in under twelve parts, so
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
this dude can't do anything in under twelve parts, so
(maitre d) may I interest you in a "two plays later"?
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
(maitre d) may I interest you in a "two plays later"?
defenses rapidly depleting their end zone INT choreography reservoirs, at this rate we'll see the romy and michelle reunion dance by the third quarter
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
defenses rapidly depleting their end zone INT choreography reservoirs, at this rate we'll see the romy and michelle reunion dance by the third quarter
"and also I brought enough green bean casserole for everyone"
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
"and also I brought enough green bean casserole for everyone"
up close it looks like a mix between the Sears Tower and the John Hancock Tower, it's weird
November 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
up close it looks like a mix between the Sears Tower and the John Hancock Tower, it's weird
i'm having very little difficulty believing this isn't butter
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
i'm having very little difficulty believing this isn't butter
took... just a second there for me to figure out whether or not they are on pace for a mile.
November 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
took... just a second there for me to figure out whether or not they are on pace for a mile.
[minutes later]
Yojimbo, then Sanjuro
They're a pair from Edo history
Watch out Mister Rōnin
Tatsuya's got a gun, you see?
Yojimbo, then Sanjuro
They're a pair from Edo history
Watch out Mister Rōnin
Tatsuya's got a gun, you see?
November 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
[minutes later]
Yojimbo, then Sanjuro
They're a pair from Edo history
Watch out Mister Rōnin
Tatsuya's got a gun, you see?
Yojimbo, then Sanjuro
They're a pair from Edo history
Watch out Mister Rōnin
Tatsuya's got a gun, you see?
singing to myself as i peruse this month's Criterion Channel offerings 😊🎶
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
singing to myself as i peruse this month's Criterion Channel offerings 😊🎶
stopping off at the Davis Mills for some heavily discounted Gap essentials
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
stopping off at the Davis Mills for some heavily discounted Gap essentials
this mixup is less of a problem for the London office, thank goodness
November 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
this mixup is less of a problem for the London office, thank goodness
bold gambit to assume the entire Wizards roster is interested in the amontillado, let's see how it plays out
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
bold gambit to assume the entire Wizards roster is interested in the amontillado, let's see how it plays out
(tomorrow, at Texans-Titans) We're approaching 90 total punts in Nashville
November 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
(tomorrow, at Texans-Titans) We're approaching 90 total punts in Nashville
ok but hear me out (mixes, prepares, consumes elaborate PDT style cocktail) (50 minutes later) Joseph Burrow?
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
ok but hear me out (mixes, prepares, consumes elaborate PDT style cocktail) (50 minutes later) Joseph Burrow?
that whole record is great
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
that whole record is great
"Adonai Mitchell": the Joe Don Baker classic, finally reedited and certified kosher
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
"Adonai Mitchell": the Joe Don Baker classic, finally reedited and certified kosher