Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist
@mesosuchus.bsky.social
isotopes and stuff from the past.
SNL wouldn't exist in 2025 if you people would stop with these articles.
Double goes for Bill Maher.
Double goes for Bill Maher.
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 AM
SNL wouldn't exist in 2025 if you people would stop with these articles.
Double goes for Bill Maher.
Double goes for Bill Maher.
I need a 101lb computer peripheral what will fit in their 20x20x20 box
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I need a 101lb computer peripheral what will fit in their 20x20x20 box
Who says facsimile machines in god damn 2025.
November 16, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Who says facsimile machines in god damn 2025.
I would say primary but nope we are fucked.
November 16, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I would say primary but nope we are fucked.
Weird Al
November 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Weird Al
Now where did I put that bottomless pit for efficient billionaire storage.
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Now where did I put that bottomless pit for efficient billionaire storage.
Why isn't there a hallmark movie where a young scammer who scams so hard they can't find love but when they go back their hometown to take care of their ailing parents over Christmas they find true love in the form of a former frenemy who never left.
November 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Why isn't there a hallmark movie where a young scammer who scams so hard they can't find love but when they go back their hometown to take care of their ailing parents over Christmas they find true love in the form of a former frenemy who never left.
No
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
No
This is the same university that awarded Douglas Mastriano a fraudulent PhD.
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
This is the same university that awarded Douglas Mastriano a fraudulent PhD.
Guess what. Literally no one cares.
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Guess what. Literally no one cares.
This is why we can't have nice things. Uninformed consumers like you.
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This is why we can't have nice things. Uninformed consumers like you.
My god. Destiny Rising is NOT a Sony game. It is a NetEase game.
Say it with me:
Sony licensed the Destiny IP to NetEase to make a mobile MMO with little to no input from Bungie.
Sony licensed the Destiny IP to NetEase to make a mobile MMO with little to no input from Bungie.
Got it?
Say it with me:
Sony licensed the Destiny IP to NetEase to make a mobile MMO with little to no input from Bungie.
Sony licensed the Destiny IP to NetEase to make a mobile MMO with little to no input from Bungie.
Got it?
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
My god. Destiny Rising is NOT a Sony game. It is a NetEase game.
Say it with me:
Sony licensed the Destiny IP to NetEase to make a mobile MMO with little to no input from Bungie.
Sony licensed the Destiny IP to NetEase to make a mobile MMO with little to no input from Bungie.
Got it?
Say it with me:
Sony licensed the Destiny IP to NetEase to make a mobile MMO with little to no input from Bungie.
Sony licensed the Destiny IP to NetEase to make a mobile MMO with little to no input from Bungie.
Got it?
Do you even know what words mean?
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Do you even know what words mean?
What do you think Guerrilla Games is working on right now? Say it with me: This is developed by NCSOFT from an IP they are licensing from Sony. This is developed by NCSOFT from an IP they are licensing from Sony. This is developed by NCSOFT from an IP they are licensing from Sony.
November 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
What do you think Guerrilla Games is working on right now? Say it with me: This is developed by NCSOFT from an IP they are licensing from Sony. This is developed by NCSOFT from an IP they are licensing from Sony. This is developed by NCSOFT from an IP they are licensing from Sony.
The only asses here are those who assume. Also Destiny Rising is pretty good.
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The only asses here are those who assume. Also Destiny Rising is pretty good.
Can't wait to play it for 5hrs
November 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Can't wait to play it for 5hrs
But I hear the other side is just as bad.
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
But I hear the other side is just as bad.
And the Atlantic helped us get here
November 12, 2025 at 9:03 AM
And the Atlantic helped us get here
From a Michael to a Michael. You are a fucking moron.
November 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
From a Michael to a Michael. You are a fucking moron.
Like no. Was this dreamed up by naive children? Go to work. Don't spend your $$ at chains. Keep it local EVEN during that time. Go to locally owned and operated restaurants and shops. Fuck Walmart. Fuck Target. Fuck McDonalds etc. But don't let small business suffer in stead.
November 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Like no. Was this dreamed up by naive children? Go to work. Don't spend your $$ at chains. Keep it local EVEN during that time. Go to locally owned and operated restaurants and shops. Fuck Walmart. Fuck Target. Fuck McDonalds etc. But don't let small business suffer in stead.
You say this now but have you read his GOTG, Iron Man, X-Men or.....*shudder*....Superman
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
You say this now but have you read his GOTG, Iron Man, X-Men or.....*shudder*....Superman
and anyone over the age of 65. No exceptions.
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
and anyone over the age of 65. No exceptions.
If I was going to penetrate the vastness of space that is the shop I would thrust out there.
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
If I was going to penetrate the vastness of space that is the shop I would thrust out there.
Resign. Mother effer. Resign.
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Resign. Mother effer. Resign.
It makes me viscerally uncomfortable when strangers smile at me for no discernable reason. Thank goodness Target imploded in Canada. It makes them even easier to avoid.
November 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It makes me viscerally uncomfortable when strangers smile at me for no discernable reason. Thank goodness Target imploded in Canada. It makes them even easier to avoid.