If actually challenged on this, she'd probably say she was referring to her grandfather's third cousin twice removed who lived in North Korea.

So Elon is opposed to air pollution when it's not *his* air pollution. His massive xAI operation in Memphis is running on huge generators that cause loads of air pollution for the surrounding residential communities.

I assume they're aliens from another planet who've somehow assumed human form but have not yet mastered control of the limbs?

Mitch McConnell may be undermining MAGA now, but he spent about 8 years promoting it & voting for its goals. So, while it's nice that he's no longer working on its behalf, his current efforts are too little, too late.

Replace Chuck Schumer with Colbert or Jon Stewart.

That "crush-proof box" needed to be waterproof, too, if people insisted on smoking in the shower.

I know this is a bit of humor, but I may have the solution to sock disappearances.
Some time ago I started putting all my socks into the washer first, then dropping the rest of my laundry on top. I haven't lost a single sock since. But I still have a collection of about 45 mateless socks from before

"...the owner of the 𝘕𝘦𝘸 𝘠𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 proudly proclaimed: “We’re not the resistance."

I proudly proclaim that I cancelled my NYT subscription.

You and I think alike.

His son’s mother is not a priority… he probably got her deported

Presidents Clinton, Bush & Obama weren't sadists who derive glee from inflicting pain & suffering on others.

Do these ICE people realize the level of hatred they're generating toward themselves & ICE in general? Do they care?

"special redaction" pretty much says all we need to know.