@mercwithamouth.bsky.social
Mercenary, fourthwall breaker, && #1 fan of The Golden Girls. #MARVELRP #DCRP
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` In the beginning, God created Deadpool. And God looked upon his creation and he thought: 'what the @#$% did I just do?!'`
✱ Powered by #IMAGINATION
` In the beginning, God created Deadpool. And God looked upon his creation and he thought: 'what the @#$% did I just do?!'`
✱ Powered by #IMAGINATION
Deadpool looms over at the aforementioned camera, pressing one measly finger on it. Eyes squinting via mask. `` I'm going to feed you this Chimichanga now. ``
June 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Deadpool looms over at the aforementioned camera, pressing one measly finger on it. Eyes squinting via mask. `` I'm going to feed you this Chimichanga now. ``
`` ......Okay, who's bright idea was it to call somethin' The "Nintendo Switch 2"? That's so unoriginal! And stupid! Stupid, stupid, stupid!! S t u p i d !!! ``
June 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
`` ......Okay, who's bright idea was it to call somethin' The "Nintendo Switch 2"? That's so unoriginal! And stupid! Stupid, stupid, stupid!! S t u p i d !!! ``
`` I love men. No, I'm not gonna elaborate. ``
June 3, 2025 at 9:25 AM
`` I love men. No, I'm not gonna elaborate. ``
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The most adorable mymelody pencil case?!
November 20, 2024 at 2:49 PM
The most adorable mymelody pencil case?!
𝘔𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘛𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴
November 14, 2024 at 8:41 PM
𝘔𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘛𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘞𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳 .ᐟ.ᐟ
November 14, 2024 at 8:28 PM
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘞𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳 .ᐟ.ᐟ
𝘉𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘸𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘴
November 14, 2024 at 8:16 PM
𝘉𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘸𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘴
𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴
November 14, 2024 at 8:15 PM
𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴
"That's where you're wrong, my fellow regeneratin' friend. Because there /IS/ indeed someone there: the ✨viewers✨. But I 'spose you aren't as blursed as me besides the... similarities."
November 8, 2024 at 9:41 PM
"That's where you're wrong, my fellow regeneratin' friend. Because there /IS/ indeed someone there: the ✨viewers✨. But I 'spose you aren't as blursed as me besides the... similarities."
"Well, damn. You've beaten me in the unpredictable department — at least, to this degree.
Levitating guns .. that'd make mercin' a whole lot easier .."
He adjusted his throat. "Anyways, no screencaps at the moment, but .." Cue him casually pulling said guns out. "....Oh. Did they—"
Levitating guns .. that'd make mercin' a whole lot easier .."
He adjusted his throat. "Anyways, no screencaps at the moment, but .." Cue him casually pulling said guns out. "....Oh. Did they—"
ㅤ
Eyebrow raised.
" Can I see them? I don't have a warehouse, but my collection is about a big room. With shelves. "
A quick draw as 6 guns appear . 4 floating mid air.
" The 2 I'm holding are named after my wife and daughter. Coincidentally, the left one is Betty as well. My daughter. "
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Eyebrow raised.
" Can I see them? I don't have a warehouse, but my collection is about a big room. With shelves. "
A quick draw as 6 guns appear . 4 floating mid air.
" The 2 I'm holding are named after my wife and daughter. Coincidentally, the left one is Betty as well. My daughter. "
ㅤ
November 5, 2024 at 10:17 PM
"Well, damn. You've beaten me in the unpredictable department — at least, to this degree.
Levitating guns .. that'd make mercin' a whole lot easier .."
He adjusted his throat. "Anyways, no screencaps at the moment, but .." Cue him casually pulling said guns out. "....Oh. Did they—"
Levitating guns .. that'd make mercin' a whole lot easier .."
He adjusted his throat. "Anyways, no screencaps at the moment, but .." Cue him casually pulling said guns out. "....Oh. Did they—"
"Varieties of guns. Guns of shapes and sizes, well-suited for my every need. I have like .. warehouses full of 'em, but don't tell anyone that."
He said, patting both firearms held tightly in their holsters. "This is Bea & Betty."
He said, patting both firearms held tightly in their holsters. "This is Bea & Betty."
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" Hm? You and spiderman look similar..but that's the most I can recognise. My wife is the actor fanatic, so I have no clue "
A firm handshake, letting go after a moment.
" I am curious though, do you collect guns? We share a few traits, I'm curious if it's one of them as well "
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" Hm? You and spiderman look similar..but that's the most I can recognise. My wife is the actor fanatic, so I have no clue "
A firm handshake, letting go after a moment.
" I am curious though, do you collect guns? We share a few traits, I'm curious if it's one of them as well "
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He'd stare at his extended hand, in which he accepted. Shaking it.
"Cool, cool. You got my name right .. lotta people think I'm somebody else for some reason."
"Cool, cool. You got my name right .. lotta people think I'm somebody else for some reason."
November 5, 2024 at 10:00 PM
"Varieties of guns. Guns of shapes and sizes, well-suited for my every need. I have like .. warehouses full of 'em, but don't tell anyone that."
He said, patting both firearms held tightly in their holsters. "This is Bea & Betty."
He said, patting both firearms held tightly in their holsters. "This is Bea & Betty."
He'd stare at his extended hand, in which he accepted. Shaking it.
"Cool, cool. You got my name right .. lotta people think I'm somebody else for some reason."
"Cool, cool. You got my name right .. lotta people think I'm somebody else for some reason."
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" Can't quite say the same, my daughter is a fan of yours. So am I. "
A hand outstretched to him for a handshake.
" Billy Alfred, nice to meet you Deadpool. "
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" Can't quite say the same, my daughter is a fan of yours. So am I. "
A hand outstretched to him for a handshake.
" Billy Alfred, nice to meet you Deadpool. "
ㅤ
November 5, 2024 at 6:54 PM
He'd stare at his extended hand, in which he accepted. Shaking it.
"Cool, cool. You got my name right .. lotta people think I'm somebody else for some reason."
"Cool, cool. You got my name right .. lotta people think I'm somebody else for some reason."
"I've been better .. well, better-ish. You .ᐣ" He casually pulled said sword out. Ouch, that'll leave a mark.
"How you been, Wade?" Dinah asked with an amused grin. She always enjoyed Deadpool's company.
@songbirdcanary.bsky.social —
".....Hey. So. Don't mind the literal sword stickin' out of my chest, it happens /all/ the time."
".....Hey. So. Don't mind the literal sword stickin' out of my chest, it happens /all/ the time."
November 5, 2024 at 6:43 PM
"I've been better .. well, better-ish. You .ᐣ" He casually pulled said sword out. Ouch, that'll leave a mark.
I did not know that but that's dope.
|| bsky is getting circles or a similar feature soon, too. It's on the roadmap.
Reallll
I knew it was going downhill as soon as circles were removed
I knew it was going downhill as soon as circles were removed
November 5, 2024 at 6:17 PM
I did not know that but that's dope.
// I plan to get a lot more active on here, that much is certain.
November 1, 2024 at 5:26 AM
// I plan to get a lot more active on here, that much is certain.
Scratchin' his ass while staring at the TL. Don't mind him.
October 24, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Scratchin' his ass while staring at the TL. Don't mind him.
"Jonathan .... I remember that lil scamp .ᐟ With his /cute/ but deadly energy." Tap, tap, tapping on the chin. "....."
"You've been well, yes .ᐣ Didja do anythin' cool .ᐣ.ᐟ"
"You've been well, yes .ᐣ Didja do anythin' cool .ᐣ.ᐟ"
chuckling, she points at jonathan. “this little guy missed you so much! and .. so did i!” the younger wolverine admitted.
@smallestclaw.bsky.social —
"Ah, didn't see ya there, short stuff .ᐟ Is there a reason you walked up to me, or... .ᐣ"
"Ah, didn't see ya there, short stuff .ᐟ Is there a reason you walked up to me, or... .ᐣ"
October 18, 2024 at 10:10 AM
"Jonathan .... I remember that lil scamp .ᐟ With his /cute/ but deadly energy." Tap, tap, tapping on the chin. "....."
"You've been well, yes .ᐣ Didja do anythin' cool .ᐣ.ᐟ"
"You've been well, yes .ᐣ Didja do anythin' cool .ᐣ.ᐟ"
October 17, 2024 at 11:45 PM