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𝐼𝓉'𝓈 𝓓𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓵
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"Hey, it's me Go- I mean Deadpool!"
"Do I? Of course! With some whipped cream and sprinkles on top?"
December 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
"Man, I feel hungry all of a sudden."
December 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
(Wade likes that.)
Trust +50
Affection + 100
December 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
"Yes, I feel like a pretty frisky kitty today."

#SeductiveSunday
#SexySaturday
#SinfulSunday
December 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
"Hello, Deadpool Nation. In today's video, we are gonna react to the new Street Fighter movie trailer!"

One minute later....

"Not gonna lie chat. In the wise words of our times. Mr. Joe Budden, the legendary wordsmith. This was certainly a 2 pack of ass and not even the good ass either. "
December 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
"Yippee~!"

The Merc cheered when she plopped down on his face. This is what heaven feels like. Probably the luckiest man on earth.

"Yes, I do love this lovely position. You can stay for hours if you like."
December 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
🗡🔫: Finally caught up with replies.
December 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
"Never heard anyone give me compliments like that, but if you think an ugly mug like myself, either you believe in one person trash is another person treasure or have very low self-esteem. I am hoping it's the former than the latter. "
December 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"Do you want it to be??"
December 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
" If you think I am going to lay down and let you sit on my face? You are Goddamn right baby!"

Wade dropped to the ground back first. Getting nice and comfortable.
December 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"Oh my... That is quite interesting. At least you are very supportive. I will definitely keep that in mind."
December 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
"Hey, can't fault me for trying. Besides, you not using my face as a seat is almost blasphemous."
December 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
"Yeah, you're right. Last thing I would want is to be thrown on some registry."

Twirls around like wonderwoman and BAM. He is back into his suit.
December 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
"Maybe I am cock eyed under this mask? You may think I am looking at your delicious looking, round booty, but I am looking at the ground and the ceiling."

Hopefully that will protect him a little bit.
December 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
"I know. Not only being a cinephile, I also have the charm and the good looks to back it up. Some even say I am the complete package... just that also my package is out..."
December 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
" You're right. That would be messed up to make you wait that long. I guess Christmas is coming early this year. Hopefully, that is the only thing 'coming' early."
December 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
"Wait until they get a load of me or whatever the Joker said."

#Seductivesunday
December 7, 2025 at 11:55 AM
"I would never do that!"

Inside Wade's head:
December 7, 2025 at 11:41 AM
"That is true. I apologize. You are your own person, and besides sharing Russian accents. You are almost nothing alike."

Tapping his chin, wondering what she meant about her comment.

"I should worry about you??? Why would I worry more about you? Well, besides your dark powers, demon transformation
December 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
"Yes, I'd actually like that a whole lot. We can have it anywhere you like!"
December 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"Damn, wouldn't have thought, Elsa Bloodstone would be a kiss and teller, but she is absolutely right. I am very skilled when it comes to using my mouth and tongue. Let me go ahead and demonstrate!"

Wade pulled down her thong down to her ankles as he had no shame of pushing his face deep between
December 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
"Nah, you are right. I got the sample. I think it's time for the whole meal."
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
"..........."

"Sure, I would like that a lot, actually."

"Damn, are you taking an interest in me? Hey, I mean, I haven't had any really look at me like that. Like a wolf looking at a fresh lamb in a very long time."

Circling around her.

" Just want to make sure that your brother doesn't know."
December 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
"It's magically delicious."
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
"Sure! Treats do sound gre- ay! Wait a minute! I am not your pooch! I am a grown man here. I was trying to be positive, and here you go with the jokes!"

Rolling his eyes.

"Oh, so you like having me around. Don't worry, I have that effect on everyone. We can go full Marley and me, but I live."
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM