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John
@mercurysphoenix.bsky.social
36. Gamer. Analyst. Bit gay.
Part of 1.0% of players on PS5 to complete Honour mode.

“Gods thou may be, yet thou hast proven thyselves fools, every one.

The supplication of Bane.
The whimper of Bhaal.
The death mewl of Myrkul.

Felled by mortals. I overestimated thee. They did not.
Vermin, away. Thou wilt trouble us no more.”
November 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
It’s so cute 🥹
October 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Hull is on National Geographic’s ‘best places in the world to travel to in 2026’ list.

Can it stop being the butt of the joke whenever people talk about places in the UK now? Probably not. Winds me up.

www.nationalgeographic.com/travel/artic...
October 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Ah, my beloved.
October 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
He fits. He sits.
October 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Actually I’m changing my answer.
October 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future.
October 22, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Had to restart my Baldur’s Gate 3 honour mode run last night because Gale threw a hissy fit when I exited a menu without giving him a magical item to consume.
October 22, 2025 at 10:53 AM
‘the The Traitors’? This is what happens when you’re away for too long, kids.
October 20, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I see how it is
October 2, 2025 at 12:39 PM
October 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
It’s giving
September 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Paid Yojimbo 5,000,000 gil to one shot the superboss and get me the platinum. I feel no shame whatsoever. #PlayStation #FinalFantasy
September 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Just Penance to go and I’ll be done. Frequently questioned why I was putting myself through it but I’m too deep in the hole now. #FFX #FinalFantasy
September 29, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Mission complete. I can now play video games guilt free.
September 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Feeling a certain sort of way today.
September 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Patiently waiting for all of the Larian-likes to start being revealed like what happened with soulslikes after the success of Elden Ring.
September 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
September 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
⚡️⚡️⚡️

Thank god there was a trick to it because I was dreading it.
September 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Pleased to announce that I’ll never have to play blitzball again.
September 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Ride ze shoopuf?
September 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Treating myself 😌
September 12, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Tidus’ tiddie window was my gay awakening.
September 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Married the love of my life on Wednesday. It was the perfect day ❤️
August 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
So nearly done 😮‍💨
August 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM