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Interested in dev, music, linguistics and mythology.

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@sodiboo sodiboo abelist confirmed
January 16, 2026 at 8:11 AM
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just learned that the twelfth Mortal Kombat game is called "Mortal Kombat 1", not to be confused with the first Mortal Kombat game which is called "Mortal Kombat" (followed by "Mortal Kombat II" for the second installment), or the ninth Mortal Kombat game which is _also_ called "Mortal Kombat" […]
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January 16, 2026 at 7:53 AM
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WHO FUCKING MADE 5D CHESS WITH MULTIVERSE TIME TRAVEL ON DESMOS
January 16, 2026 at 7:33 AM
hmm maybe I should use Nix in my pi
January 15, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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The worst thing about an average cold is suddenly having to think about breathing, and spend time on maintenance (i.e., blowing your nose) to be able to breathe.
January 15, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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Bloody love it when Ridley keeps her beans toasty on her tail floof.

#caturday
#catsofmastodon
January 13, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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gonna migrate my data and install proxmox ve at 2am because FUCK SLEEP LMAO HEHEHEHEHEAHEHAEH
January 14, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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sorry i was in the elevator n they all had the same rhythm
January 15, 2026 at 9:05 AM
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amazing specs cockblocked by windows 11
January 15, 2026 at 10:25 AM
whenever I see the xkcd Blag, it always reminds me of the Tagalog onomatopoeia "ka-BLAG!" which is probably most similar to the English "CRASH!"
January 15, 2026 at 3:16 AM
oops I was reminded that I hadn't touched my blog since last year
January 15, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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skip all your classes

stay in that comfy bed

#feditips
January 14, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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quit making threads

just switch to a fucking instance that supports longer post lengths

im so fucking sick of seeing 🧵

#feditips
January 14, 2026 at 2:06 PM
is it just me or the NYT Connections purple groups are getting more and more absurd?
January 15, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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I do this thing where I say "I need to work on this" to myself and then I sit there no doing anything at all waiting for me to have worked on that for like seven hours
January 14, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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My tummy hurts
January 14, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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You should eat the entire jar of pickles from aldi in one sitting

There will surely be no consequences

#feditips
January 14, 2026 at 3:28 PM
[mh -]

please tell me this is just winter blues or just temporary hormonal imbalances or exam stress or something
January 14, 2026 at 3:29 PM
when the emoji in a particular app has a different vibe to the emoji on your system, and it no longer accurately depicts your reaction ​:neocat_googly_woozy:​
January 14, 2026 at 3:30 PM
[mh -]

Been annoyed at everything for no reason.

Partly because freaking A2 Mathematics is _usually_ ok until that _one_ question really messes with you, and also some other things.
January 14, 2026 at 3:27 PM
whyyy
January 14, 2026 at 11:02 AM
I love my semicolons too much
January 13, 2026 at 11:38 AM
ohhhhhh thats why my feed felt a little "off"

I was on the local timeline, not home ​:neocat_googly_woozy:​
January 13, 2026 at 11:36 AM
meow.social
January 13, 2026 at 11:35 AM
I actually like it when some mainstream brainrot makes its way into fedi because wth 😭

[insert that one meme template with two villages and propaganda about "their preposterous x" and "our marvellous x"]
January 13, 2026 at 11:35 AM