The FFT quote that was seared into my brain from the last century. 💀
The amateur localization can be so charming.
The amateur localization can be so charming.
December 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The FFT quote that was seared into my brain from the last century. 💀
The amateur localization can be so charming.
The amateur localization can be so charming.
Yet another reminder that proximity to power guarantees neither power nor safety. The Church has no qualms about disposing the head of a trade cartel with knowledge of the zodiac stones.
December 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Yet another reminder that proximity to power guarantees neither power nor safety. The Church has no qualms about disposing the head of a trade cartel with knowledge of the zodiac stones.
Me greeting my queer friends at holiday parties this year.
December 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Me greeting my queer friends at holiday parties this year.
There's something pure about Gafgarion's bluntness and pragmatism. He is subservient, but he's no kiss-ass. Were it not for Ramza, he probably could've lived out a decent life war profiteering.
December 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
There's something pure about Gafgarion's bluntness and pragmatism. He is subservient, but he's no kiss-ass. Were it not for Ramza, he probably could've lived out a decent life war profiteering.
Oh no Gafgarion, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! But before you kill us all, just one more thing: why are you a naked Time Mage?
Eat dirt. 😘
Eat dirt. 😘
December 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Oh no Gafgarion, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! But before you kill us all, just one more thing: why are you a naked Time Mage?
Eat dirt. 😘
Eat dirt. 😘
A perennial reminder that institutional violence extends far beyond physical violence.
December 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
A perennial reminder that institutional violence extends far beyond physical violence.
Algus continues to believe that the way to gain power to change things is by aligning with the institutions that deny commoners power in the first place.
Algus is a commoner and a class traitor.
Algus is a commoner and a class traitor.
December 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Algus continues to believe that the way to gain power to change things is by aligning with the institutions that deny commoners power in the first place.
Algus is a commoner and a class traitor.
Algus is a commoner and a class traitor.
Me, having exhausted all available flat surfaces in my tiny apartment: ok, I don't need a sofa; I need a speed rack.
December 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Me, having exhausted all available flat surfaces in my tiny apartment: ok, I don't need a sofa; I need a speed rack.
Algus sounds like an average MAGA poster.
December 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Algus sounds like an average MAGA poster.
Every time I play this game I sympathize with Death Corps more.
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Every time I play this game I sympathize with Death Corps more.
Turns out my ideal vacation activity is walking a long distance to visit a food place I've been eyeing for months.
November 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Turns out my ideal vacation activity is walking a long distance to visit a food place I've been eyeing for months.
It was nice while it lasted.
August 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
It was nice while it lasted.
Falstaff
Body: Peak performance, tall bonus
Danger: "Bears are godless killing machines." - Stephen Colbert
Lore: FoFo flashback arc, ursine polyglot, knows what he wants
"I can fix him": No you can't; he's a bear
Body: Peak performance, tall bonus
Danger: "Bears are godless killing machines." - Stephen Colbert
Lore: FoFo flashback arc, ursine polyglot, knows what he wants
"I can fix him": No you can't; he's a bear
August 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Falstaff
Body: Peak performance, tall bonus
Danger: "Bears are godless killing machines." - Stephen Colbert
Lore: FoFo flashback arc, ursine polyglot, knows what he wants
"I can fix him": No you can't; he's a bear
Body: Peak performance, tall bonus
Danger: "Bears are godless killing machines." - Stephen Colbert
Lore: FoFo flashback arc, ursine polyglot, knows what he wants
"I can fix him": No you can't; he's a bear
Eddy
Body: Works out, hair of a Roman god
Danger: Can probably fight but has golden retriever personality
Lore: Actively dating single parent, Junior is a wild card
"I can fix him": Yeah, you probably can
Body: Works out, hair of a Roman god
Danger: Can probably fight but has golden retriever personality
Lore: Actively dating single parent, Junior is a wild card
"I can fix him": Yeah, you probably can
August 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Eddy
Body: Works out, hair of a Roman god
Danger: Can probably fight but has golden retriever personality
Lore: Actively dating single parent, Junior is a wild card
"I can fix him": Yeah, you probably can
Body: Works out, hair of a Roman god
Danger: Can probably fight but has golden retriever personality
Lore: Actively dating single parent, Junior is a wild card
"I can fix him": Yeah, you probably can
Oscar
Body: Fantastic mustache, short king
Danger: Emotionally devastating and will read you to filth
Lore: Enjoys the finer things in life, better than you and knows it
"I can fix him": Can be "on best behavior" if asked, but there's no cure for his pomposity
Body: Fantastic mustache, short king
Danger: Emotionally devastating and will read you to filth
Lore: Enjoys the finer things in life, better than you and knows it
"I can fix him": Can be "on best behavior" if asked, but there's no cure for his pomposity
August 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Oscar
Body: Fantastic mustache, short king
Danger: Emotionally devastating and will read you to filth
Lore: Enjoys the finer things in life, better than you and knows it
"I can fix him": Can be "on best behavior" if asked, but there's no cure for his pomposity
Body: Fantastic mustache, short king
Danger: Emotionally devastating and will read you to filth
Lore: Enjoys the finer things in life, better than you and knows it
"I can fix him": Can be "on best behavior" if asked, but there's no cure for his pomposity
Vikram
Body: Dad bod but probably secretly strong
Danger: Personification of a warm hug
Lore: Tragically underexplored, wife guy
"I can fix him": No, he can fix you
Body: Dad bod but probably secretly strong
Danger: Personification of a warm hug
Lore: Tragically underexplored, wife guy
"I can fix him": No, he can fix you
August 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Vikram
Body: Dad bod but probably secretly strong
Danger: Personification of a warm hug
Lore: Tragically underexplored, wife guy
"I can fix him": No, he can fix you
Body: Dad bod but probably secretly strong
Danger: Personification of a warm hug
Lore: Tragically underexplored, wife guy
"I can fix him": No, he can fix you
Pittsburgh, you're absolved of your taco sins, for the taco devil resides in continental Europe.
May 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Pittsburgh, you're absolved of your taco sins, for the taco devil resides in continental Europe.
The average American has three friends.
May 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The average American has three friends.
No Third Impact today gang
April 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
No Third Impact today gang
God's in His Heaven. All's right with the world.
April 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
God's in His Heaven. All's right with the world.