myles
@meowkitty.fun
poaster and registered ne'er-do-well of 18 years
transfem she/her kittygirlie. this means i am a girl! that is a cat! meow!
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⚠ i may interact with NSFW accounts but my interactions and posts are SFW
transfem she/her kittygirlie. this means i am a girl! that is a cat! meow!
pfp by @nessiemooo.bsky.social !
⚠ i may interact with NSFW accounts but my interactions and posts are SFW
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i feel bad for reposting my own posts but then i read them and laugh and think of this image and laugh more so irs ok 💜
January 26, 2026 at 4:53 AM
i feel bad for reposting my own posts but then i read them and laugh and think of this image and laugh more so irs ok 💜
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(dusts cover of book titled HOW TO PICK UP ANYONE: SEVENTH EDITION)
(flips to random page. coughs incessantly from dust)
(clears throat)
damn girl. i must be a moth cus im attracted to you like a flame-- y youre hot-- like-- like a flame
(coughs)
(sputters)
(sniffs loudly)
(coughs)
(sneezes)
(flips to random page. coughs incessantly from dust)
(clears throat)
damn girl. i must be a moth cus im attracted to you like a flame-- y youre hot-- like-- like a flame
(coughs)
(sputters)
(sniffs loudly)
(coughs)
(sneezes)
January 13, 2026 at 1:49 AM
(dusts cover of book titled HOW TO PICK UP ANYONE: SEVENTH EDITION)
(flips to random page. coughs incessantly from dust)
(clears throat)
damn girl. i must be a moth cus im attracted to you like a flame-- y youre hot-- like-- like a flame
(coughs)
(sputters)
(sniffs loudly)
(coughs)
(sneezes)
(flips to random page. coughs incessantly from dust)
(clears throat)
damn girl. i must be a moth cus im attracted to you like a flame-- y youre hot-- like-- like a flame
(coughs)
(sputters)
(sniffs loudly)
(coughs)
(sneezes)
"waffle hell am I doughing here" feels a little contrived 7/10
January 25, 2026 at 7:50 AM
"waffle hell am I doughing here" feels a little contrived 7/10
soooooooo... in a tracheotomy how many categories do you have to pick from... it's kind of not obvious from the name... i would have thought there would be like four and a half choices or something but i'm being told its some other shit
January 24, 2026 at 6:58 AM
soooooooo... in a tracheotomy how many categories do you have to pick from... it's kind of not obvious from the name... i would have thought there would be like four and a half choices or something but i'm being told its some other shit
THE PERFORMATIVE JESTER: Umm... Anyone else think jokes is funny
January 23, 2026 at 7:09 PM
THE PERFORMATIVE JESTER: Umm... Anyone else think jokes is funny
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got a Scary Kill Screen error on my XBox 360 console guuuuyyys what do i dooo what do i doooooooooooo
January 23, 2026 at 2:45 AM
got a Scary Kill Screen error on my XBox 360 console guuuuyyys what do i dooo what do i doooooooooooo
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yeah that’s what I thought bitch
January 22, 2026 at 5:52 PM
yeah that’s what I thought bitch
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ugh!! i was working on a NEW viral mobile game idea where you throw your phone like a basket ball and ended up breaking my screen when it bounced off my sofa onto the floor ☹️
![phone with a broken screen, displaying a basketball and the text:
[DEBUG]
basketBallBounces: 13
accelDir: down
bounceHeight: 53.413583](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bzdtu4vjo2quk2ef3ykhqtv6/bafkreibmhpizjwpekipr4tfhrxf7t3owdsv2hmf2oygaqs4egkza5r7bs4@jpeg)
January 22, 2026 at 3:06 PM
ugh!! i was working on a NEW viral mobile game idea where you throw your phone like a basket ball and ended up breaking my screen when it bounced off my sofa onto the floor ☹️
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you know i had to
January 21, 2026 at 8:10 AM
you know i had to
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wish i figured out that the days repeat sooner. i ran out of names like, 2000 years ago, so ive just been on Jeffrey for a while
January 18, 2026 at 6:19 PM
wish i figured out that the days repeat sooner. i ran out of names like, 2000 years ago, so ive just been on Jeffrey for a while
when i was born my mama said "she looks just like when you put awesomesauce on an epic plate of bodaciousness"
January 20, 2026 at 2:08 PM
when i was born my mama said "she looks just like when you put awesomesauce on an epic plate of bodaciousness"
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TFW you get mayonnaise for Easter
January 19, 2026 at 5:01 AM
TFW you get mayonnaise for Easter
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on my kofi ! i think they call it skeb style
January 18, 2026 at 4:46 PM
on my kofi ! i think they call it skeb style
wish i figured out that the days repeat sooner. i ran out of names like, 2000 years ago, so ive just been on Jeffrey for a while
January 18, 2026 at 6:19 PM
wish i figured out that the days repeat sooner. i ran out of names like, 2000 years ago, so ive just been on Jeffrey for a while
Hmm... Today I'm feeelingggg.... um.... (points wildly at the chart) aauhhh.. ummmm...... (sweats nervously) ahaha just um... I guess I'm....... quite silty............... ah, um..................... t......... today I'm loam...
January 16, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Hmm... Today I'm feeelingggg.... um.... (points wildly at the chart) aauhhh.. ummmm...... (sweats nervously) ahaha just um... I guess I'm....... quite silty............... ah, um..................... t......... today I'm loam...
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leaving the Sent from my iPhone signature in my emails because its really funny
January 15, 2026 at 1:19 PM
leaving the Sent from my iPhone signature in my emails because its really funny
yall what if sackboy was gay and woke and said "i am sackthey i am gay and woke"
January 14, 2026 at 8:43 PM
yall what if sackboy was gay and woke and said "i am sackthey i am gay and woke"
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Dont use chrome dont use firefox dont use safari dont use edge dont use opera dont use vivaldi dont use librewolf dont use zen dont use helium dont use orion
January 14, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Dont use chrome dont use firefox dont use safari dont use edge dont use opera dont use vivaldi dont use librewolf dont use zen dont use helium dont use orion
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throwback to when i bought a bad batch of memory and it was so bad that in memtest86 i got over 10,000 errors on the first test alone and it gave me a big cartoon failure popup to tell me how fucked i was
January 14, 2026 at 12:05 PM
throwback to when i bought a bad batch of memory and it was so bad that in memtest86 i got over 10,000 errors on the first test alone and it gave me a big cartoon failure popup to tell me how fucked i was
(dusts cover of book titled HOW TO PICK UP ANYONE: SEVENTH EDITION)
(flips to random page. coughs incessantly from dust)
(clears throat)
damn girl. i must be a moth cus im attracted to you like a flame-- y youre hot-- like-- like a flame
(coughs)
(sputters)
(sniffs loudly)
(coughs)
(sneezes)
(flips to random page. coughs incessantly from dust)
(clears throat)
damn girl. i must be a moth cus im attracted to you like a flame-- y youre hot-- like-- like a flame
(coughs)
(sputters)
(sniffs loudly)
(coughs)
(sneezes)
January 13, 2026 at 1:49 AM
(dusts cover of book titled HOW TO PICK UP ANYONE: SEVENTH EDITION)
(flips to random page. coughs incessantly from dust)
(clears throat)
damn girl. i must be a moth cus im attracted to you like a flame-- y youre hot-- like-- like a flame
(coughs)
(sputters)
(sniffs loudly)
(coughs)
(sneezes)
(flips to random page. coughs incessantly from dust)
(clears throat)
damn girl. i must be a moth cus im attracted to you like a flame-- y youre hot-- like-- like a flame
(coughs)
(sputters)
(sniffs loudly)
(coughs)
(sneezes)
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