If I had a dollar for every relationship that has started out this way...I wouldn't be living in America lol

Same
I've had 4 people flake on me in the last few months 😫

Ho ho woah mama! 😍

The looks on the face of glass Jake are definitely the highlight of my year 😂

Hell yeah fuck them when I saw the highlights this morning made my whole year from the look on his face the to him falling over and over again during the "fight"
I was so confused when it looked like he was trying to shoot the legs 😂

And then suddenly you hear weird clapping sounds
Whatever they're watching there must have been really good 😂

Very true I think I'd rather get punched than slapped from what I remember of my very short-lived experience in wrestling 😂

This is awesome but I love how it also looks like a really fast slap fight 😂

My every day mood lol

I wouldn't mind being called mommy
I'm just not taking any applications at the moment 😁

This is just like me only the chairs are uncomfortable the waiting room is crowded and someone's kids are running around and bumping into me every few minutes while everybody is talking at once and I want to scream and jump out a window but I can't move an inch...🥲👍

My actual goals in life

I would give up my klondike bar for the opportunity of a lifetime🙏