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#TheRise&FallOfReggieDinkins sucks. 🤷‍♀️
February 6, 2026 at 12:54 PM
#KashPatel isnt smart enough to help find #NancyGuthrie. Get the fuck out of the way you little bitch boy.
February 6, 2026 at 12:47 PM
@johnsonandjohnson.bsky.social

Your bullshit ad interrupted what I was listening to. So guess what? I aint gonna buy your bullshit product. Im gonna buy 2 from your competition.
February 5, 2026 at 2:59 PM
@radiodeadair.com @taradeenihan.bsky.social

I live in STL. The monkey thing was ridiculous. But there was also a random goat loose at the same time. I didnt see them tho. 😆😆😆
January 18, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Finally getting around to watching #KPOPDemonHunters. I'd probably like this more if I was a preteen but its solid. I dig it.
January 12, 2026 at 10:52 PM
If you were a nurse who voted for Trump: you get what you deserved.

If you were a nurse who didnt vote for him: im very sorry.
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
@radiodeadair.com @taradeenihan.bsky.social in regards to Dan's poison ivy story: when I was in 3rd grade, the playground had a big "DO NOT GO PAST THIS POINT" sign. But im new and want to impress some cute (totally douchy) boys. So I go past.
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Someone should dox #KimDavis so that we can flood her with pro-lgbtq pamphlets
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Im here for it
ATTENTION ALL BLUESKY FOLLOWERS FOR AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

My Mission Impossible dvd is arriving in just a few days. I will be rewatching the entire series.

I will be posting entire long essays about the brilliance that is Mission.

I will be posting rants about Ilsa.

You have been warned.
October 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Unpopular opinion: I liked the ending to #AHouseofDynamite
October 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
All yall need to listen to this week's #HoodPolitics
October 8, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Apparently some pundit types need to be reminded that resigning from your job is not cancellation.
October 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
A place I went to over the weekend had some faux cotton in a vase with other flowers. Best not let Serena Williams know 😆
October 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Everyone in the govt deserves fired. This is bullshit.
October 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Can someone take out Nick Fuentes too?
September 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Im sorry...but #CharlieKirk wasn't important enough for the flags to be at half staff. 🤷‍♀️
September 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I really wish me leaving this stupid fucking country was feesable. Im tired of a goddam pedo telling me what I can and cant do. #FuckICE #FuckTrump (and fuck Trump's mom for not aborting him)
August 24, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I dreamt that someone Luigi'd #KimDavis. I aint brave enough to do it but I cant say im against one less bigot in the world
August 19, 2025 at 11:49 AM
The world would be a better place if #KimDavis mom had aborted her bigoted ass.
August 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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August 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Can someone spam #KimDavis with gay porn? It would be hilarious to watch her cry like fucking pussy over it.
August 14, 2025 at 10:03 AM
#Leanne is just "Reba" and "Reba" did it better.

Although, I laughed once. So I guess I've spent 20m doing stupider things. 🤷‍♀️
August 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Ya know....this bullshit is exactly what id expect from a corrupt govt
July 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Niall Maher. #NewYorkerCartoons

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July 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Still mildly stoned this morning. Oops. 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️🌬
July 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM