MF
@melonstuff.bsky.social
I am a New York sports fan. I love the Yankees, Knicks, Rangers, Giants, zombie movies, and peanut butter cups. I do not like soccer. Sometimes I tell jokes.
No wonder the Nazis who fleed there were so comfortable.
February 17, 2026 at 11:21 PM
No wonder the Nazis who fleed there were so comfortable.
Epic episode. Snip snap snip snap snip snap.
February 17, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Epic episode. Snip snap snip snap snip snap.
It happens. I feel gutted for him. And also kind of happy for the kid from Kazakstan.
February 13, 2026 at 10:07 PM
It happens. I feel gutted for him. And also kind of happy for the kid from Kazakstan.
He may not medal at all. What a catastrophe.
February 13, 2026 at 9:58 PM
He may not medal at all. What a catastrophe.
Probably a blessing since soda is no bueno.
February 3, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Probably a blessing since soda is no bueno.
I loved how Wanda Sykes owned him at the Golden Globes.
February 3, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I loved how Wanda Sykes owned him at the Golden Globes.
😂😂😂 no ginger ale for me, I don’t care how cold it is. 🤢
February 3, 2026 at 4:15 PM
😂😂😂 no ginger ale for me, I don’t care how cold it is. 🤢
I’ve eaten 5 tuna melts in the past week.
February 3, 2026 at 11:55 AM
I’ve eaten 5 tuna melts in the past week.
Nooooo….. the wrong people always!!!!
January 30, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Nooooo….. the wrong people always!!!!
As a Giants fan I’d give it to him for SB 25 alone.
January 27, 2026 at 10:23 PM
As a Giants fan I’d give it to him for SB 25 alone.
I’d pick Charlotte’s Web.
January 2, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I’d pick Charlotte’s Web.
I took a finance class and asked the professor to explain the ending of Trading Places and he couldn’t. Epic fail.
December 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I took a finance class and asked the professor to explain the ending of Trading Places and he couldn’t. Epic fail.
Worse than the Giants?
December 22, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Worse than the Giants?
