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five apples tall

she/her
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dreading the day when I’m totally ran out of hell yeahs. You didn’t know? Hell yeah, You’re born with all the hell yeahs you’ll ever have. Some day you’ll hell yeah your last hell yeah.

Hell yeah
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
so what happened to the people who painstakingly built programs and processes and formulas and algorithms do they just get a big old fuck you as their stuff is fed to ai
December 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
but yes i’m going to rewatch starting from season one i know
December 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
shows about complicated men get seven seasons, shows about complicated everyone else get cancelled
December 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
a mad men about influencers
December 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
could go for some grapes
December 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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It's that time of year again... 🌙
December 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
lost another one today, one that hurts. well they all hurt
December 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
don’t think i can be an esol teacher if there aren’t any esol students
December 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Installing those tall heat lamps in the outdoor dining areas of my mind palace
December 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
“let”
Because Trinidad let the Americans use their country.
December 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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🪲
🫴
December 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
not the florida doe sending a bible verse to all public school families and staff
December 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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capybara listening to good music
December 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
how many states (or countries) have you lived in?
December 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
you’re lucky i have a cold in fact
December 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
yall won’t ever get me to shut the fuck up
I do enjoy when people with no posts have more followers than me. It’s some true insight into what the people want.
December 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
a nice easy 5 hour nap
December 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
casually being talked down to in my own classroom by a colleague i hate it here
December 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Eight of Swords ⚔️
December 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
sir a second blanket has hit the bed
December 14, 2025 at 7:16 AM
outchea
December 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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We’ve reverted back to screaming into the void
December 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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even this such a short distance
December 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
everyone got a fuckin podcast how about you get a clue instead
December 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM