mello
@mello450.bsky.social
he/they/ey 🏳️🌈 21 - physics major - makes shitty vocaloid covers - splatoon (flux)/overwatch (wuyang)/fgo/pjsk - discord: mello_450
unfortunately for the creator of the “i identify as an attack helicopter” copypasta the part where they talk about getting rotary blades and missiles installed onto their body just sounds cvnty like try NOT to stan
November 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
unfortunately for the creator of the “i identify as an attack helicopter” copypasta the part where they talk about getting rotary blades and missiles installed onto their body just sounds cvnty like try NOT to stan
going to a psychiatrist and hes like “maybe ur just tired all the time because of your meds so im upping to dose to see if thats the problem” and im like no i think i just like to nap a lot but ok lol
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
going to a psychiatrist and hes like “maybe ur just tired all the time because of your meds so im upping to dose to see if thats the problem” and im like no i think i just like to nap a lot but ok lol
wow that must be super fucking hard for her
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I was called a traitor by a man that I fought for 6 years for. I gave him my loyalty for free. I've never owed him anything. Let me tell you what a traitor is -- a traitor is an American that serves foreign countries."
November 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
wow that must be super fucking hard for her
i used to always think the word pillory was a reference to hillary clinton
November 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
i used to always think the word pillory was a reference to hillary clinton
from now on banning zarya even if my teammate prefers them i did not log on to watch two bubbled zaryas laser each other for 15 minutes
November 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
from now on banning zarya even if my teammate prefers them i did not log on to watch two bubbled zaryas laser each other for 15 minutes
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
americans freaking out when they see invasive ladybug (china) rather than invasive ladybug (europe)
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
americans freaking out when they see invasive ladybug (china) rather than invasive ladybug (europe)
so desperate for the OWCS wuyang skin i almost accidentally signed up for FACEIT league because i saw his skin on the icon in game
November 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
so desperate for the OWCS wuyang skin i almost accidentally signed up for FACEIT league because i saw his skin on the icon in game
i cant believe that trump is calling for the release of the files that dont exist that are sitting on pan bondis desk about the loser jeffrey epstein who trump was friends with
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
i cant believe that trump is calling for the release of the files that dont exist that are sitting on pan bondis desk about the loser jeffrey epstein who trump was friends with
just saw someone call parasite an old deco song we need to obliterate gen alpha
November 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
just saw someone call parasite an old deco song we need to obliterate gen alpha
Here, why don't you take these bomb marshmallows?
November 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Here, why don't you take these bomb marshmallows?
i love how jon yapitory mvs always look like that when rents due
November 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
i love how jon yapitory mvs always look like that when rents due
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this is so embarrassing
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
this is so embarrassing
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![4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiby6can6k76yzfmv2czxs4pu2l7zie7bqbrpswi7h3ifmiadkuqvu@jpeg)
i never thought id relate to a neutral face in a nobel prize winning biology cartoon but here we are
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
i never thought id relate to a neutral face in a nobel prize winning biology cartoon but here we are
the orgo professor at my school apparently synthesized drugs went to jail and is on an FBI watchlist 😭
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
the orgo professor at my school apparently synthesized drugs went to jail and is on an FBI watchlist 😭
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im tired of being woke im becoming a grifter
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
im tired of being woke im becoming a grifter
im so boosted on wuyang icl idk how im getting like a >60% winrate rn
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
im so boosted on wuyang icl idk how im getting like a >60% winrate rn
flower war by abu se ken
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
flower war by abu se ken
please remove the new arcade mode immediately this is the worst shit ive ever played lmao
November 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
please remove the new arcade mode immediately this is the worst shit ive ever played lmao
algebra midterm just lobotomized me bro
November 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
algebra midterm just lobotomized me bro
finally actually filled out the paperwork im a triple major now lol
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
finally actually filled out the paperwork im a triple major now lol
im tired of this college shit im dropping out to become an etsy witch
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
im tired of this college shit im dropping out to become an etsy witch
going to bed early bc im unmotivated knowing damn well im not going to be any more motivated tomorrow 💀
November 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
going to bed early bc im unmotivated knowing damn well im not going to be any more motivated tomorrow 💀