: I know a Teenjus call when I see one

My friend was doing some video coverage at an HR conference last week and this was one of the slides for a presentation on AI in hiring and recruiting.

From the phrase “AI-first world” to the absolutely unhinged choice of photo, believe me when I say
Y I K E S.

LA does not claim this man — get him outta that damn shirt

: “Is this the Krusty Krab?”

“No, this is Plastic.”

(Y’all it is FEBRUARY, pls let my plastics and me sleep)

: I think O&D just emailed me #Severance

Me opening my news app:

: I’ve listened to all of Cabin Pressure, someone pls send help and funny narrative podcast recommendations

: “So how’re you doing?”

All of us at every mixer for the last six months:

: When I think about character, or the Why of writing, or loss and humor and why I love making them hold hands, I think about these passages from Nora Ephron’s “Heartburn”

And maybe that’s the most beautiful thing about Thanksgiving, the thing I’ll never stop telling the members of our amazing community: there will always be room for you at this table.

I already can’t wait until next year ❤️

…I have now realized that by narratively suggesting that a cup has fallen in love with a human, I might’ve inadvertently entered Bee Movie territory

: When a group of amazing writers say “fuck it” and form their own room:

: When the world feels cold, just remember that good soup and even better scripts exist

: A reminder I needed today: making stuff with friends is the best.

: MAJOR CELEBRITY SIGHTING at last night’s writer meetup — it’s good to see Hercules from The Sandlot still out and about

: So it feels like this is gonna be The Spot™️ now, huh? Works for me — as a first post that’ll hopefully cleanse some timelines, here’s my cat Soup.

Walking into 2024 not having improved myself whatsoever: