Melissa just couldn't wait to wear her new latex bodysuit. Too bad a little Peeping Tom decided to snap a pic for his pervy collection. Maybe if he asks nicely, he could print it out and she could autograph it~...

Art YCH by @morningstarlewds.bsky.social

It's with a sad and heavy heart that I must report that my beloved dog Peanut passed away today at around 2:20PM. He had been suffering through immense agony for the past few months from old age. He was 12 years old.

R.I.P Peanut. May Pepper guide you thru the Gates of Heaven...

Someone in a discord server I'm in said that the photo I took of both Gabriel Iglesias and Martin Moreno looked like Gabriel just shot him live in front of ~12,000 people, which @mistercanvas.bsky.social made this quick but funny edit 😂

Got to see Gabriel Iglesias perform live at Footprint Ceter Stadium and it was fucking LIIIITTTTTT~!!! Spent ~$110 that day: 25 for dinner, another 25 for in-stadium snacks and drinks, 9 for a tall coke can, 40 for a merch shirt, and 10 to charge my phone bcuz I forgot to at home. ^w^'

I count.

Had the scare of my life today coming home finding a random pipe right against the wall and stairs into my mobile home and almost called 911 to report a pipe bomb only for my parents to come home and dad tells me it was a heavy spring he found at work and wanted to sell for scrap

Motfal! MOTFAL!! No, Motfal, don't do it! Click off the browser, Motfal!!

Here's my loadout. I think I'll call her Delilah

One in 10 million! Sorry Musky boy!!! 😝