Melissa Hill
@melissahill.bsky.social
Process knitter. Editorbot. The Beatles are my yidam. I serve at the pleasure of my cat.
No. No. No. And … no.
November 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
No. No. No. And … no.
So are Siegfried and Roy, for that matter.
October 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
So are Siegfried and Roy, for that matter.
You support the Copperwood mine; bad look all around and devastating for the environment. Shame on you. Shame.
October 21, 2025 at 12:38 PM
You support the Copperwood mine; bad look all around and devastating for the environment. Shame on you. Shame.
Honoring Indigenous Peoples’ Day. 🪶
October 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Honoring Indigenous Peoples’ Day. 🪶
Great that you’re counting the dollars for your next gig, but how about doing the job for which you were currently elected? How is closing the ICE concentration camp in Baldwin going?
October 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Great that you’re counting the dollars for your next gig, but how about doing the job for which you were currently elected? How is closing the ICE concentration camp in Baldwin going?
Elizabeth Warren (and Bailey)
October 4, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Elizabeth Warren (and Bailey)
“DAVE: ‘Open the pod bay doors, Hal.’
HAL: ‘I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that’.”
HAL: ‘I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that’.”
October 2, 2025 at 10:19 AM
“DAVE: ‘Open the pod bay doors, Hal.’
HAL: ‘I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that’.”
HAL: ‘I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that’.”
Grand Blanc resident here — there’s a reason they call this person’s home town “Bur-tucky.”
September 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Grand Blanc resident here — there’s a reason they call this person’s home town “Bur-tucky.”
“I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record”
“Oh, yeah? Well, don't get so distressed
Did I happen to mention that I'm impressed?”
“Oh, yeah? Well, don't get so distressed
Did I happen to mention that I'm impressed?”
September 15, 2025 at 11:50 AM
“I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record”
“Oh, yeah? Well, don't get so distressed
Did I happen to mention that I'm impressed?”
“Oh, yeah? Well, don't get so distressed
Did I happen to mention that I'm impressed?”
Perfect fit for the most tasteless and vulgar Oval Office resident ever.
August 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Perfect fit for the most tasteless and vulgar Oval Office resident ever.
“In a press release, the company said Cornell will step down as CEO and ‘transition to the role of executive chair of the Board of Directors’ starting February 1, 2026.”
He’s not going very far—just out of the line of fire. 🫤
He’s not going very far—just out of the line of fire. 🫤
August 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
“In a press release, the company said Cornell will step down as CEO and ‘transition to the role of executive chair of the Board of Directors’ starting February 1, 2026.”
He’s not going very far—just out of the line of fire. 🫤
He’s not going very far—just out of the line of fire. 🫤
It looks like you are about to photograph an iconic album cover.
August 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It looks like you are about to photograph an iconic album cover.
I am here for the nēnē content. 😉
July 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I am here for the nēnē content. 😉
Oh, it happened, baby.
July 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Oh, it happened, baby.
There is something you can do now. Today. Fight like hell to oppose/close the ICE processing center they have opened at the North Lake Correctional Facility in Baldwin. We don’t want Baldwin Buchenwald. And Slotkin has been a major disappointment; don’t tie yourself to her.
July 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
There is something you can do now. Today. Fight like hell to oppose/close the ICE processing center they have opened at the North Lake Correctional Facility in Baldwin. We don’t want Baldwin Buchenwald. And Slotkin has been a major disappointment; don’t tie yourself to her.
What are you doing to oppose/close the ICE processing center they have opened at the North Lake Correctional Facility in Baldwin? We don’t want Baldwin Buchenwald.
July 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
What are you doing to oppose/close the ICE processing center they have opened at the North Lake Correctional Facility in Baldwin? We don’t want Baldwin Buchenwald.
You and Christopher Hitchens stand in agreement on number nine as being the sole viable commandment.
June 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
You and Christopher Hitchens stand in agreement on number nine as being the sole viable commandment.
“Fiscally responsible” is one thing; morally reprehensible is something else.
June 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
“Fiscally responsible” is one thing; morally reprehensible is something else.
NOT A SINGLE DEMOCRATIC SENATOR should confirm Emil Bove for the 3d Circuit Court of Appeals.
June 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
NOT A SINGLE DEMOCRATIC SENATOR should confirm Emil Bove for the 3d Circuit Court of Appeals.