Melissa Behrend
@melissabehrend.bsky.social
Yogini, dog mom, writer
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This motherfucker is gonna try to conquer Narnia, take control of Macondo’s oil, and threaten to send ICE to Derry before we see those files…
January 16, 2026 at 6:14 PM
This motherfucker is gonna try to conquer Narnia, take control of Macondo’s oil, and threaten to send ICE to Derry before we see those files…
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There have been no new Epstein files released in 2026 and only 1% of the files have been released so far.
RELEASE THE FILES
RELEASE THE FILES
January 15, 2026 at 8:48 PM
There have been no new Epstein files released in 2026 and only 1% of the files have been released so far.
RELEASE THE FILES
RELEASE THE FILES
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I’d wear a WOMEN WANT FISH / ME FEAR ME hat.
January 15, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I’d wear a WOMEN WANT FISH / ME FEAR ME hat.
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Good reminder from this state highway!
January 14, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Good reminder from this state highway!
If google ai annoys you as much as it does me, the Bye Bye Google AI extension for chrome is really working so far. I've been using it for two weeks, no complaints
January 14, 2026 at 2:29 PM
If google ai annoys you as much as it does me, the Bye Bye Google AI extension for chrome is really working so far. I've been using it for two weeks, no complaints
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AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
So @gofundme.com allowed Jonathan Ross to set up a fundraiser even though it's against their policies? Everyone needs to go report this thing (search for it, then click "report")
January 11, 2026 at 5:29 PM
So @gofundme.com allowed Jonathan Ross to set up a fundraiser even though it's against their policies? Everyone needs to go report this thing (search for it, then click "report")
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“The murdering will continue until you stop calling us murderers.”
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 3:44 PM
“The murdering will continue until you stop calling us murderers.”
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Today (everyday) is a great day to foster a dog or cat. Especially if you live somewhere with cold weather.
January 10, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Today (everyday) is a great day to foster a dog or cat. Especially if you live somewhere with cold weather.
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Let me edit this crap for you, AP:
The agent who killed Renee Good, who was unarmed and presented no threat, is a murderer.
Hope that helps!
The agent who killed Renee Good, who was unarmed and presented no threat, is a murderer.
Hope that helps!
January 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Let me edit this crap for you, AP:
The agent who killed Renee Good, who was unarmed and presented no threat, is a murderer.
Hope that helps!
The agent who killed Renee Good, who was unarmed and presented no threat, is a murderer.
Hope that helps!
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Cleansing the timeline with this 2020 Lifetime romance where Mario Lopez played a sexy Colonel Sanders.
January 8, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Cleansing the timeline with this 2020 Lifetime romance where Mario Lopez played a sexy Colonel Sanders.
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After the killing of Ms Good, Greg Bovino of the CPB led a raid on a Minneapolis HS. An official there said: They don’t care. They’re just animals,” I’ve never seen people behave like this.”
All MPLS schools now closed for the week.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
All MPLS schools now closed for the week.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Minneapolis schools cancel classes after Border Patrol clash disrupts dismissal at Roosevelt
Minneapolis schools closed for the week citing safety concerns after an encounter involving armed Border Patrol agents near Roosevelt High School.
www.mprnews.org
January 8, 2026 at 12:55 PM
After the killing of Ms Good, Greg Bovino of the CPB led a raid on a Minneapolis HS. An official there said: They don’t care. They’re just animals,” I’ve never seen people behave like this.”
All MPLS schools now closed for the week.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
All MPLS schools now closed for the week.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
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The word is murder.
January 7, 2026 at 10:20 PM
The word is murder.
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It's been a dark week, but I just saw someone reply to an "Abolish ICE" post with a scoldy Bluesky "Uh, try abolish DHS" and that joy will sustain me for a little while.
January 7, 2026 at 10:26 PM
It's been a dark week, but I just saw someone reply to an "Abolish ICE" post with a scoldy Bluesky "Uh, try abolish DHS" and that joy will sustain me for a little while.
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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FYI:
In 1916 the U.S. signed an agreement for control of St. Thomas, St. John & St. Croix, known as the “Danish West Indies,” in exchange for $25 million & a declaration that the U.S. would “not object to the Danish Govt extending their political & economic interests to the whole of Greenland.
In 1916 the U.S. signed an agreement for control of St. Thomas, St. John & St. Croix, known as the “Danish West Indies,” in exchange for $25 million & a declaration that the U.S. would “not object to the Danish Govt extending their political & economic interests to the whole of Greenland.
January 7, 2026 at 4:47 AM
FYI:
In 1916 the U.S. signed an agreement for control of St. Thomas, St. John & St. Croix, known as the “Danish West Indies,” in exchange for $25 million & a declaration that the U.S. would “not object to the Danish Govt extending their political & economic interests to the whole of Greenland.
In 1916 the U.S. signed an agreement for control of St. Thomas, St. John & St. Croix, known as the “Danish West Indies,” in exchange for $25 million & a declaration that the U.S. would “not object to the Danish Govt extending their political & economic interests to the whole of Greenland.
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If the world has learned anything, it’s that anyone who gets the FIFA peace prize should be arrested immediately.
January 7, 2026 at 1:13 PM
If the world has learned anything, it’s that anyone who gets the FIFA peace prize should be arrested immediately.
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America is always like “ok but the NEXT regime change will work,” like when I “cut out carbs” briefly every January.
January 6, 2026 at 6:39 PM
America is always like “ok but the NEXT regime change will work,” like when I “cut out carbs” briefly every January.
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It would be so cool if the United States Congress still existed.
January 4, 2026 at 5:04 AM
It would be so cool if the United States Congress still existed.
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Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
We're still searching for a peaceful adult only forever home for MELIA. She can live with cats. no dogs. She enjoys car rides, walks, playing, running and sitting by your side while getting belly rubs.
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
We're still searching for a peaceful adult only forever home for MELIA. She can live with cats. no dogs. She enjoys car rides, walks, playing, running and sitting by your side while getting belly rubs.
January 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
We're still searching for a peaceful adult only forever home for MELIA. She can live with cats. no dogs. She enjoys car rides, walks, playing, running and sitting by your side while getting belly rubs.
(516) 785-5220
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
We're still searching for a peaceful adult only forever home for MELIA. She can live with cats. no dogs. She enjoys car rides, walks, playing, running and sitting by your side while getting belly rubs.
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Very surprising that the president who forced himself on women and girls without facing any consequences thinks he can force himself on countries without facing any consequences.
January 4, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Very surprising that the president who forced himself on women and girls without facing any consequences thinks he can force himself on countries without facing any consequences.
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The book gods have determined that THE STAIRCASE IN THE WOODS is a mere $1.99 on your favorite electromagnetic reading platform if you’d like an easy entry point to friendship breakups, broken people, creepy interstitial terrain, and a haunted house that is a house that haunts. Tell your friends!
January 4, 2026 at 2:53 PM
The book gods have determined that THE STAIRCASE IN THE WOODS is a mere $1.99 on your favorite electromagnetic reading platform if you’d like an easy entry point to friendship breakups, broken people, creepy interstitial terrain, and a haunted house that is a house that haunts. Tell your friends!