Yeah “pope said something slightly less fucked up than previous pope” is a headline I am very done reading

I’m kind of bad but I really like Ultron. You have to play pretty aggressive and move your drone around a LOT. He probably gets outclassed by the supports with ults that are…actually good at healing but I’ve had some decent plays with him

I’m a big fan of fractionation or however you spell it although I do not have any advice on how to actually perform it hrahah

Who’s on the menu

Hmm…give up free will, but never have to decide what to have for dinner ever again…

I’d say it’s a tough decision but I don’t know if I’ll be making a lot of those

The timing did seem a bit coincidental…

I’d say I’m in danger but as long as I’m big, hungry, and scary I don’t need to be in control.

Long as my belly is full doesn’t really matter who or why they got there

*nodding vacantly in agreement, making a faint “uh huh” noise in the back of my throat while my haws dangle open and my tongue lolls…*

That probably wouldn’t happen…no way the rest of my posture would slump along with my jaws, hanging loose and open, empty and receptive, tail wagging dumbly behind me.

Yeah….definitely not….

Well I said it’s not gonna work so I dunno why you’d bother trying, but…
*opens jaws*

Nobody would try it anyway. Dragon teeth are too scary!