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Steven Melfi
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a new york hoosier in london
@joelanderson.bsky.social on the mailbag ep, you mentioned reading “Caps for Sale” to your son. Is that the same book with the monkeys stealing the caps? My grandma read it to me as a kid and I now read it to my kids. But I don’t know anyone else who’s heard of it. Put a huge smile on my face
December 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Welp, I guess one way of looking at this is that HBO finally won the race to become Netflix before Netflix could become HBO
December 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I mean this in the best way possible. That new De La Soul album is the hip hop equivalent of “Dad Rock.” If Gen Z or Alpha find it on their own, that’s amazing. But it’s really for Gen X and my very early Millennial cohort. And I will play this over and over to my under 5yo kids in our station wagon
December 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Introduced my kids to Tom Green’s “Bum Bum Song” recently. They found it hysterical. Tonight I came home to find my naked 2.5y/o trying to put his butt on my wife while yelling “Bum is on the Mum! Bum is on the Mum! Look at me! Bum is on the Mum!” Wife not thrilled w/ me youtube.com/watch?v=BjTY...
The Tom Green Show - The Bum Bum Song ("Lonely Swedish")
YouTube video by Tom Green
youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Being a UK resident, I don’t have access to Sora yet but I recently got access to Meta AI and can someone please explain to me why I’m supposed to be interested in or want to feed this horrendous feed of slop AI shit?
November 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
#fpl #gw9

Had 4 FTs so finally dumped Mo and got some Arsenal into the squad. Will make a few CP transfers (bye bye JP) after the Arsenal match this week.

🔄 - Mo and Anderson to Saka and Gabriel
🧢 - 🤖
🏦 - £ 2.9
🌎 - Still🤮 but getting better
October 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
If Jay’s got a verse on this Nas and Preemo album in Dec…
October 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
#FPL #GW8

Thought out dumping Mo, but giving him one more week. Will have 4 FTs for next week and can make some moves.

🔄 - 3🧻
🧢 - 🤖
🏦 - £ .5
🌎 - 🤮
October 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Haven’t been able to get myself into focus this year for #fpl. Don’t feel like I’ve really grasped the new chip rules yet or planned accordingly. Probably time to start paying more attention before this season gets away

WC last week so roll my 2 FT this one. Rank is still 🤕 but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
October 4, 2025 at 10:05 AM
What happened to the “fuck your feelings” Republicans?
September 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Love how @espn.com calls itself the “worldwide leader in sports” yet I can’t access a lot of it’s content outside of the US 🤥🫠
September 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
And we’re back. #FPL #GW4

🔄 1FT Sarr-> Paqueta
🧢 Salah
🏦 £1.8
🌎 🤮 (but way too early to be worried)
September 13, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Current #GW3 line-up for #fpl. Need to figure out who to start in midfield. Help? Kinda want Wirtz in for this one, but he’s been 💩 so far and don’t know which other mid I’d put him in for. Maybe Sarr?

Already made my transfers with Palmer and Marc Guiu to Semenyo and JP.
August 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
65pts all out. Would have been a bit better if Forest could have kept that CS, but not a bad start to the season. Welcome back #FPL
August 18, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Hey @lewisgoodall.com – Just finished today’s @newsagents.bsky.social on Hiroshima and was hoping you could clarify some of your comments given you were just over in Japan.
August 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Straight facts 🎯….respect Kurt Loder!
August 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The Brits think they are so sophisticated but ask any one of them to pronounce “filet” or “paella” and you’ll quickly realize what basic bitches they really are.
August 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
On the escalator at the tube station, my 2 year old son pointed at the lady in front of us and said “I like big bags!” because she had a huge shoulder bag. QHowever, it sounded like he said “butts”. The lady heard him and quickly turned to look at him like “WTF did you just say to me?!”
August 2, 2025 at 11:03 AM
The lowkey funniest part of the South Park episode was the conversation Stan’s dad had with ChatGPT
July 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
4-year-old daughter - “What song is this?”
Me - “It’s Tom Petty.”
4-year-old daughter - “It sounds like Jesus.”

Maybe the youth will be alright?
July 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
People in London are the most inconsiderate public transportation riders I’ve ever encountered. It’s like they’ve never taken mass transit before. You’d think everyone here was a tourist (they’re not). Just rude pricks. FFS man, just take your fucking backpacks off when you are on a crowded tube.
July 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
“I will close your Heaven for the hell of it.”

July 11 can’t come soon enough for this Clipse album
June 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I’m sorry but this is an issue with humans, not technology. Replace ChatGPT in this story with Fox News or Infowars and you get similar results. Tech or media are easy scapegoats when we don’t want to look at ourselves in the mirror to admit we’re the problem. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/13/t...
They Asked an A.I. Chatbot Questions. The Answers Sent Them Spiraling.
www.nytimes.com
June 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
4 year old daughter to me as I was trying to get her to bed: “Daddy, just go. I want five minutes of peace.”
June 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
June 11, 2025 at 11:34 AM