Mel-eficent
@mel-eficent.bsky.social
A very lazy perfectionist.
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Mel-eficent
@mel-eficent.bsky.social
· Oct 21
✨Introduction✨
I'm Mel, an Australian disaster made of creative endeavours.
I'm a chronically ill artist, maker of things, cosplayer, streamer, baker & pin-up with varying degrees of consistency.
I like TTRPGs, fantasy books & games, villains, horror & collecting things into smaller collections.
I'm Mel, an Australian disaster made of creative endeavours.
I'm a chronically ill artist, maker of things, cosplayer, streamer, baker & pin-up with varying degrees of consistency.
I like TTRPGs, fantasy books & games, villains, horror & collecting things into smaller collections.
Putting in an effort today to unlock stage 2 of the Cast Master achievement which is 50 fish in a row, no escapes. I even dressed up like a professional fisherman.
At 47 I accidentally let a fish go cause Leon made a big noise outside & I pressed the button while it was still nibbling.
I give up.
At 47 I accidentally let a fish go cause Leon made a big noise outside & I pressed the button while it was still nibbling.
I give up.
January 30, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Putting in an effort today to unlock stage 2 of the Cast Master achievement which is 50 fish in a row, no escapes. I even dressed up like a professional fisherman.
At 47 I accidentally let a fish go cause Leon made a big noise outside & I pressed the button while it was still nibbling.
I give up.
At 47 I accidentally let a fish go cause Leon made a big noise outside & I pressed the button while it was still nibbling.
I give up.
Did a few online assessments this week & the score page for every one said: "Satisfactory. 100% of answers correct."
I think I deserved a little more than "satisfactory" for PERFECT SCORES. 🥺
I think I deserved a little more than "satisfactory" for PERFECT SCORES. 🥺
January 24, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Did a few online assessments this week & the score page for every one said: "Satisfactory. 100% of answers correct."
I think I deserved a little more than "satisfactory" for PERFECT SCORES. 🥺
I think I deserved a little more than "satisfactory" for PERFECT SCORES. 🥺
As a diabetic with a heart condition I can't have much sugar OR caffeine. Unfortunately I seem to only be able to remember one at a time when ordering drinks.
No caffeine iced tea? HELL YEAH! (Forgot sugar content. Feel sick.)
No sugar lime cola? HELL YEAH! (Forgot caffeine content. Feel sick.)
🙃🙃🙃
No caffeine iced tea? HELL YEAH! (Forgot sugar content. Feel sick.)
No sugar lime cola? HELL YEAH! (Forgot caffeine content. Feel sick.)
🙃🙃🙃
January 18, 2026 at 11:44 AM
As a diabetic with a heart condition I can't have much sugar OR caffeine. Unfortunately I seem to only be able to remember one at a time when ordering drinks.
No caffeine iced tea? HELL YEAH! (Forgot sugar content. Feel sick.)
No sugar lime cola? HELL YEAH! (Forgot caffeine content. Feel sick.)
🙃🙃🙃
No caffeine iced tea? HELL YEAH! (Forgot sugar content. Feel sick.)
No sugar lime cola? HELL YEAH! (Forgot caffeine content. Feel sick.)
🙃🙃🙃
My little dog is very fussy with food & this morning she wouldn't eat her breakfast so after 2 hours of crying & ignoring it I sprinkled on a little bit of grated cheese (her weakness) & she inhaled it like I threw away slop & presented her with a 5⭐ meal... Here's her whining before the switch. 🔊
January 16, 2026 at 2:03 AM
My little dog is very fussy with food & this morning she wouldn't eat her breakfast so after 2 hours of crying & ignoring it I sprinkled on a little bit of grated cheese (her weakness) & she inhaled it like I threw away slop & presented her with a 5⭐ meal... Here's her whining before the switch. 🔊
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The Animal Crossing update is so cute but I have to go to bed because I have an appointment in the morning 😭
January 14, 2026 at 12:57 PM
The Animal Crossing update is so cute but I have to go to bed because I have an appointment in the morning 😭
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Anyway. My haircut is booked for Thursday...
My hair is really annoying me today. I've needed a haircut for months & I keep procrastinating making the appointment. The only reason I didn't just attack it with scissors today is my right arm is really sore. I'm definitely going to bother my hairdresser tomorrow to book something...
January 11, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Anyway. My haircut is booked for Thursday...
I'm getting used to living in a bigger body. Developing a heart condition meant I wasn't exercising much & then I broke my leg in 3 places & couldn't walk without pain for a year. Maybe I can shift the weight eventually. I'm trying to be kind to myself in the meantime.
But fuck, I miss my jawline.
But fuck, I miss my jawline.
January 9, 2026 at 7:20 AM
I'm getting used to living in a bigger body. Developing a heart condition meant I wasn't exercising much & then I broke my leg in 3 places & couldn't walk without pain for a year. Maybe I can shift the weight eventually. I'm trying to be kind to myself in the meantime.
But fuck, I miss my jawline.
But fuck, I miss my jawline.
Couldn't remember what a mechanical pencil was called so typed "pencil pen" into google.
January 1, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Couldn't remember what a mechanical pencil was called so typed "pencil pen" into google.
I was snuggling Lilly & tried to say "that's my sweet girl! That's my good dog!" But instead accidentally said "that's my sweet girl! That's my god!" She seemed pretty pleased at being elevated to deity status.
December 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I was snuggling Lilly & tried to say "that's my sweet girl! That's my good dog!" But instead accidentally said "that's my sweet girl! That's my god!" She seemed pretty pleased at being elevated to deity status.
Gotta say goodbye to my bookcase for a while, I'm putting some shelves in front of it so I can store my supplies for the Trinket Emporium & regain use of my kitchen table. It's a worthy cause but I will miss looking at this until I can have it back 😭 Is it a bit of a mess? Yes, but I love it...
December 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Gotta say goodbye to my bookcase for a while, I'm putting some shelves in front of it so I can store my supplies for the Trinket Emporium & regain use of my kitchen table. It's a worthy cause but I will miss looking at this until I can have it back 😭 Is it a bit of a mess? Yes, but I love it...
I used to bake semi-professionally but now only do it a few times a year so I don't keep boxes on hand anymore. I have a cake order to deliver tomorrow so it's off to the speciality supply store to buy 1 cake board, 1 cake box & maybe sprinkles then not grace their door for another 6 months.
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I used to bake semi-professionally but now only do it a few times a year so I don't keep boxes on hand anymore. I have a cake order to deliver tomorrow so it's off to the speciality supply store to buy 1 cake board, 1 cake box & maybe sprinkles then not grace their door for another 6 months.
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gods corpse like a flower wilted
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 AM
gods corpse like a flower wilted
Opening scene of Breath of the Wild.
Me: YOU'RE NAKED! 👀
Leon: I'm not naked. I'm wearing undergarments. My hero trousers. 😤
Me: YOU'RE NAKED! 👀
Leon: I'm not naked. I'm wearing undergarments. My hero trousers. 😤
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Opening scene of Breath of the Wild.
Me: YOU'RE NAKED! 👀
Leon: I'm not naked. I'm wearing undergarments. My hero trousers. 😤
Me: YOU'RE NAKED! 👀
Leon: I'm not naked. I'm wearing undergarments. My hero trousers. 😤
I saw someone on tiktok drawing little scribbles over their bgl readouts. It was a really cute idea & it's actually helping me feel a little better about how bad today has gone.
Look at this chubby little dinosaur 🦕
#type1diabetes #t1d
Look at this chubby little dinosaur 🦕
#type1diabetes #t1d
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I saw someone on tiktok drawing little scribbles over their bgl readouts. It was a really cute idea & it's actually helping me feel a little better about how bad today has gone.
Look at this chubby little dinosaur 🦕
#type1diabetes #t1d
Look at this chubby little dinosaur 🦕
#type1diabetes #t1d
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Long story short. I'm not feeling well, and I need $3 million.
November 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Long story short. I'm not feeling well, and I need $3 million.
Everytime I see explosive packages in tv shows that need to be handled suuuuper carefully or they'll explode I think of the way I *hear* pretty much every delivery I receive being delivered from inside my house cause AusPost throws those things around like they're indestructible.
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Everytime I see explosive packages in tv shows that need to be handled suuuuper carefully or they'll explode I think of the way I *hear* pretty much every delivery I receive being delivered from inside my house cause AusPost throws those things around like they're indestructible.
Mmmm... It's Love & Deepspace update day. You know what that means! Deleting a bunch of shit from my phone, being sure I have enough space, waiting forever for the update to unzip & then getting the notification I *haven't* cleared enough space & having to do it all again! 🥲
October 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Mmmm... It's Love & Deepspace update day. You know what that means! Deleting a bunch of shit from my phone, being sure I have enough space, waiting forever for the update to unzip & then getting the notification I *haven't* cleared enough space & having to do it all again! 🥲
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this cake on the food network is so fucked up this is the incomprehensible terror lovecraft was describing
October 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
this cake on the food network is so fucked up this is the incomprehensible terror lovecraft was describing
I have invented a new recliner couch!
The foot of the chair is long & sits at an angle so my dog can climb it & I don't have to worry about her pushing the little stairs away & getting stuck up there.
When reclined it's pretty normal but the foot will be longer. Good for tall people!
It's a win win!
The foot of the chair is long & sits at an angle so my dog can climb it & I don't have to worry about her pushing the little stairs away & getting stuck up there.
When reclined it's pretty normal but the foot will be longer. Good for tall people!
It's a win win!
October 26, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I have invented a new recliner couch!
The foot of the chair is long & sits at an angle so my dog can climb it & I don't have to worry about her pushing the little stairs away & getting stuck up there.
When reclined it's pretty normal but the foot will be longer. Good for tall people!
It's a win win!
The foot of the chair is long & sits at an angle so my dog can climb it & I don't have to worry about her pushing the little stairs away & getting stuck up there.
When reclined it's pretty normal but the foot will be longer. Good for tall people!
It's a win win!
I am trying to re-watch Supernatural. I didn't finish it when it was airing, I gave up sometime during season 11 & I'm not sure I'll even make it THAT far this time. I barely made it through season 9 & I am suffering through the first ep of 10. I've paused it to do other things 4 times already... 💀
October 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I am trying to re-watch Supernatural. I didn't finish it when it was airing, I gave up sometime during season 11 & I'm not sure I'll even make it THAT far this time. I barely made it through season 9 & I am suffering through the first ep of 10. I've paused it to do other things 4 times already... 💀
My darling Lilly went outside to poop, stomped in it, came inside to tell me how displeased she was about her own actions by jumping on me & re-stomping it all over my freshly showered knees. I've cleaned her up, mopped the entire house because who knows where she roamed & now I'm showering AGAIN 😭
October 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My darling Lilly went outside to poop, stomped in it, came inside to tell me how displeased she was about her own actions by jumping on me & re-stomping it all over my freshly showered knees. I've cleaned her up, mopped the entire house because who knows where she roamed & now I'm showering AGAIN 😭
The dogs will not let me sleeeeeeep. 😭
October 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The dogs will not let me sleeeeeeep. 😭
I have somehow lost my box of alcohol inks. I have cleaned my work space twice & they haven't reappeared. I can buy more, I guess, but it's a mystery. A super inconvenient mystery cause I have some resin work to do that I want to do little dye bloops in... ☹️
September 17, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I have somehow lost my box of alcohol inks. I have cleaned my work space twice & they haven't reappeared. I can buy more, I guess, but it's a mystery. A super inconvenient mystery cause I have some resin work to do that I want to do little dye bloops in... ☹️