Gilbert Beilschmidt
@mein-gott.bsky.social
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❝𝐈’𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭
𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈’𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲!❞
♱ ⸻⸻⸻
⋆ 𝐇𝐖𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐀
⋆ 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 / 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤
⋆ 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥
⋆ (𝐍)𝐒𝐅𝐖
𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈’𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲!❞
♱ ⸻⸻⸻
⋆ 𝐇𝐖𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐀
⋆ 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 / 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤
⋆ 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥
⋆ (𝐍)𝐒𝐅𝐖
Ii camn't feel my. myy uh hhh
February 14, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Ii camn't feel my. myy uh hhh
You should get checked...
Tch. Sounds like one of my exes
You don't get it, you old coot!
Slenderman STALKS you and can teleport and can impale you with his big black tentacles and his presence literally makes you paranoid and sick and he draws like he's a toddler and litters woods with his trash art!!!
Slenderman STALKS you and can teleport and can impale you with his big black tentacles and his presence literally makes you paranoid and sick and he draws like he's a toddler and litters woods with his trash art!!!
February 10, 2026 at 8:53 PM
You should get checked...
You don't get it, you old coot!
Slenderman STALKS you and can teleport and can impale you with his big black tentacles and his presence literally makes you paranoid and sick and he draws like he's a toddler and litters woods with his trash art!!!
Slenderman STALKS you and can teleport and can impale you with his big black tentacles and his presence literally makes you paranoid and sick and he draws like he's a toddler and litters woods with his trash art!!!
I can't believe the world has come to this. Germania's brave little boy has grown up to be afraid of a statue
February 10, 2026 at 7:43 PM
You don't get it, you old coot!
Slenderman STALKS you and can teleport and can impale you with his big black tentacles and his presence literally makes you paranoid and sick and he draws like he's a toddler and litters woods with his trash art!!!
Slenderman STALKS you and can teleport and can impale you with his big black tentacles and his presence literally makes you paranoid and sick and he draws like he's a toddler and litters woods with his trash art!!!
|| THEY ADDED DRAFTS LET'S GO
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February 10, 2026 at 7:39 PM
|| THEY ADDED DRAFTS LET'S GO
Word on the street is that Americans are eating horse treats.
CUT IT OUT!
CUT IT OUT!
February 7, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Word on the street is that Americans are eating horse treats.
CUT IT OUT!
CUT IT OUT!
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February 2, 2026 at 10:39 PM
|| @ staff add drafts, threads, and longer replies pleaseeee 😁😄😁
JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BOTH HOT DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE RELATED! BIGOT.
WHAT IS HE THEN
ENOUGH WITH THE COUSIN ALLEGATIONS
January 16, 2026 at 3:10 AM
JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BOTH HOT DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE RELATED! BIGOT.
ENOUGH WITH THE COUSIN ALLEGATIONS
January 16, 2026 at 2:59 AM
ENOUGH WITH THE COUSIN ALLEGATIONS
I don't feel good.
I'm going to drive aimlessly for hours listening to Everywhere at the End of Time on repeat until I feel better.
I'm going to drive aimlessly for hours listening to Everywhere at the End of Time on repeat until I feel better.
January 11, 2026 at 8:31 AM
I don't feel good.
I'm going to drive aimlessly for hours listening to Everywhere at the End of Time on repeat until I feel better.
I'm going to drive aimlessly for hours listening to Everywhere at the End of Time on repeat until I feel better.
Airachnid is way hotter!
I can't believe you're that into cars. Next you're going to be telling me how hot Optimus Prime is.
Sex is something sacred that should only occur between two trucks.
January 11, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Airachnid is way hotter!
Sex is something sacred that should only occur between two trucks.
January 11, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Sex is something sacred that should only occur between two trucks.
THE RIM REAPER.
Who? 👀
How are things out there? I've been hiding from the rim reaper.
January 10, 2026 at 9:58 PM
THE RIM REAPER.
How are things out there? I've been hiding from the rim reaper.
January 10, 2026 at 7:44 PM
How are things out there? I've been hiding from the rim reaper.
They're too cute to eat!!!!
They bring good luck, don't they? Why are you upset?
Who brought the damn marzipan pigs back into our house?! I can't.. I can't do this....
December 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
They're too cute to eat!!!!
Who brought the damn marzipan pigs back into our house?! I can't.. I can't do this....
December 23, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Who brought the damn marzipan pigs back into our house?! I can't.. I can't do this....
Where the FUCK are you from⁉️
Where I come from, we call them potato Jeremys.
December 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Where the FUCK are you from⁉️
[devouring truffles in front of her] Wow that's crazy.
I would do unholy things just to obtain some truffles.
December 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
[devouring truffles in front of her] Wow that's crazy.
PROTEIN!!!
More what!?
[ PANICKING. ]
[ PANICKING. ]
MORE!
December 17, 2025 at 4:59 AM
PROTEIN!!!
MORE!
M..More?
More.
December 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
MORE!
More.
I think the peanut butter provides enough protein.
Actual ants would have more protein!
December 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM
More.
Actual ants would have more protein!
December 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Actual ants would have more protein!
Oh *those* people are talking about *that* again. Take another shot.
December 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Oh *those* people are talking about *that* again. Take another shot.
She will be when she finds out I tried SO hard to bond with you, only to get rejected! Brat.
Why? Erzeébet isn't going to be disappointed with me when she realizes we're not hanging out.
You will live to regret this.
December 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
She will be when she finds out I tried SO hard to bond with you, only to get rejected! Brat.