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Meg Wood
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just a shape to fill a lack
#medLibs
Just watched a Reel in which a kid called something “tuff” and their mother explained that they were saying “‘tough’ — 2025 slang for cool” and lord, this is why we never should have let schools pivot away from the humanities.
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The Snuggle Bully woke me up at 3:30am for hugs and is still going strong 4 hours later. Gonna be a long one (worth it).
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
HAIL, SATAN
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It’s giving . . .
November 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Post you from a different era.

Grad school grad, 1998!
November 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Wow, so “subversive.”
October 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Yep, those are my shopping trends, all right.
October 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
In the midst of a flood of automatic replies to one of my email newsletters from furloughed NIH staff, I got this beaut, which takes absolutely NO prisoners:
October 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Brb gotta write a letter to the editor explaining the difference between Cookie Monster and Yip-Yips. Shocking disrespect for Martians.
October 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
seattle rn

#mariners
October 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I wouldn’t let him sit ON my lap, merely NEAR my lap, and now he’s staring at me like this and fr we gotta have a talk about the grudges, man, this is not acceptable. (Love you, buddy.)
October 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Congratulations to Eamonn Mullally’s wife and mother to his two children!
October 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
We lost our very beloved cat Otis last week, and he is finally home with us again. The mailman set the box labeled "PET CREMAINS" on the porch so I could sign for it, then picked it back up again, handed it to me gently, and said, "I'm so sorry for your loss."

Love is a gift. Give it.
October 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
That was the one incident they counted on the right:
September 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
September 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The report contains evidence that can be used in an international court proceeding to legally declare it a genocide, but the UN itself can’t (and won’t) formally declare it such until that international court does. www.bbc.com/news/article...
September 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Gang’s back together. ❤️ RIP to the both of ‘em.
September 16, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Is he skipping breakfast because cancer stole his appetite or because he’s decided the three foods I offered are now terrible and only a mysterious fourth food will do? The eternal riddle!
September 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Just had to explain to the painter that the "Attack Cat" sign on the catio is about hugs not violence.
September 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
One of NNLM's Book Club selections for September is a 338-page book on how technology has destroyed our ability to focus on anything longer than 65 seconds, and I just wanted to let you know that reports of the death of irony have been *greatly* exaggerated. #medLibs
September 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I tried to get him to look to the right, but he's a cat so obviously the request was denied. However: close enough.
August 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
When my spouse is away we have to take in extra orders from the Biscuit Factory, you see, and it is Very Serious Business.
August 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Nitazenes aren’t benzos, they’re synthetic opioids.
August 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
And STOP. Banana time.
August 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Shut up, nobody asked you
August 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM