i’m so invested in how this develops for you

my dad would always race me for the “good pillow” to get me to go to bed when i was little. every night he’d say “i’m gonna get the good pillow!!” and i’d ROCKET to bed and which in hindsight is expert parenting and probably where my competitive side comes from lol

great minds etc etc

exactly!! people don't appreciate a tiny piece of chocolate that tastes like cardboard the way they used to, yknow?

i get itttttt not everyone buys them and it's good PR and blah blah blah blah blah but it's just another thing that's become so corporate and it really bothers me

“the gambler dies at the end” (157k times)

Norwegian! My dad is like a platinum-level cruiser so he did all the planning lol

you've returned to bluesky but god at what cost