One of my life’s greatest achievements.

I likely would have stopped dogsitting a while ago if it weren’t strictly necessary to pay bills. I’m still at the point where I’m probably going to have to take on a second job since plasma and other options are unavailable for me.

1-15 years in prison in Utah for simply possessing even the censored photo.

You absolutely can skip it. They’ll still taste the same, it’s just a texture thing and the cookies will be flatter and sadder if you don’t chill the dough.

I just realized who you are! SLCo proud, voted for you in 2016.

I’ve been on Twitter for over 12 years - I assume we’re all here as Bird App refugees at this point.