Megan
@megantx.bsky.social
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Megan
@megantx.bsky.social
· Dec 26
Please do not DM me.
If you choose not to respect this boundary, I will block you
Please do not Follow me if you have no profile description, no Replies, and/or fewer than 5 posts. I will almost certainly block you
Yes, bad experiences are why I have these boundaries 🤷♀️
If you choose not to respect this boundary, I will block you
Please do not Follow me if you have no profile description, no Replies, and/or fewer than 5 posts. I will almost certainly block you
Yes, bad experiences are why I have these boundaries 🤷♀️
I’ve been scrolling on Threads, and I may be the only person not to know that Bad Bunny performs in slutty shorts with his 🍆 swinging freely 🥵. Wondering what family-friendly outfit he will wear tonight 🤔🤭(I had to find the Reel on Instagram to download)
February 8, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I’ve been scrolling on Threads, and I may be the only person not to know that Bad Bunny performs in slutty shorts with his 🍆 swinging freely 🥵. Wondering what family-friendly outfit he will wear tonight 🤔🤭(I had to find the Reel on Instagram to download)
That feeling when there’s a plug in my ass, a giant dildo in my cunt, and a vibrating wand on my clit. So. Full.
February 8, 2026 at 6:03 PM
That feeling when there’s a plug in my ass, a giant dildo in my cunt, and a vibrating wand on my clit. So. Full.
I woke up with a runny nose and spent a couple minutes just extracting the Benadryl from the damn blister packaging. What sadistic asshole decided it would be fun to make medicine as difficult as possible to access?! 😠🤧
February 2, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I woke up with a runny nose and spent a couple minutes just extracting the Benadryl from the damn blister packaging. What sadistic asshole decided it would be fun to make medicine as difficult as possible to access?! 😠🤧
My friend in TX told me he sent me something, and this is what I found 🥰🐸. And I had to show off my newly colored hair and eyebrows
January 30, 2026 at 7:21 PM
My friend in TX told me he sent me something, and this is what I found 🥰🐸. And I had to show off my newly colored hair and eyebrows
I’m still in bed and have been doom-scrolling. Again. You can probably figure out how I’m handling things from part of my grocery order 😔😢
January 25, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I’m still in bed and have been doom-scrolling. Again. You can probably figure out how I’m handling things from part of my grocery order 😔😢
This dog’s face game 😂
January 18, 2026 at 11:44 PM
This dog’s face game 😂
I too would like a comfy, cottage bed 😴
January 18, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I too would like a comfy, cottage bed 😴
I am at that stage in life where this actually seems like a good idea. Although the name is a little blunt 😬
January 18, 2026 at 11:33 AM
I am at that stage in life where this actually seems like a good idea. Although the name is a little blunt 😬
My package from Sunshine Alchemists & Soap Company arrived, and I am sporting some sexy spa socks while moisturized with the deliciously clean, masculine scented Hardworkin’ Hands body butter.
January 13, 2026 at 11:35 PM
My package from Sunshine Alchemists & Soap Company arrived, and I am sporting some sexy spa socks while moisturized with the deliciously clean, masculine scented Hardworkin’ Hands body butter.
I just ordered a pizza on GrubHub, and this was the ad that showed after I placed the order. I don’t appreciate the judgement, GrubHub 😤
January 12, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I just ordered a pizza on GrubHub, and this was the ad that showed after I placed the order. I don’t appreciate the judgement, GrubHub 😤
I’ve been trying for hours to work up the energy to stop moping and doomscrolling and get out of bed. It’s now 4:30pm. What’s the point when it’s already dark out? Sigh 😔
January 11, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I’ve been trying for hours to work up the energy to stop moping and doomscrolling and get out of bed. It’s now 4:30pm. What’s the point when it’s already dark out? Sigh 😔
Yay - The Voice Norway 2026 debuted yesterday 🎉. Please enjoy the clip of the mentors singing Fleetwood Mac. Hey, it’s the little things that are getting me through this nightmare timeline
youtu.be/6pKn6Gcd5ss?...
youtu.be/6pKn6Gcd5ss?...
Coaches Espen, Ingebjørg, Jarle and Marion perform "Go Your Own Way" by Fleetwood Mac
YouTube video by The Voice Norway
youtu.be
January 11, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Yay - The Voice Norway 2026 debuted yesterday 🎉. Please enjoy the clip of the mentors singing Fleetwood Mac. Hey, it’s the little things that are getting me through this nightmare timeline
youtu.be/6pKn6Gcd5ss?...
youtu.be/6pKn6Gcd5ss?...
This is me trying to get out of this timeline
January 10, 2026 at 6:57 PM
This is me trying to get out of this timeline
I am over 40 and not thin, but it would be a cold day in hell before I would buy clothes from a collection called Big Belly Plus Size. But wtf do I know 🤷♀️
January 7, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I am over 40 and not thin, but it would be a cold day in hell before I would buy clothes from a collection called Big Belly Plus Size. But wtf do I know 🤷♀️
I told my Owner I was walking away. This is a big deal for me, something I never thought I could or would do, and while I am proud of myself, I am also grieving for what I hoped our relationship would be. For what I hoped he would be. Hope is my least favorite 4-letter word 😭
January 7, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I told my Owner I was walking away. This is a big deal for me, something I never thought I could or would do, and while I am proud of myself, I am also grieving for what I hoped our relationship would be. For what I hoped he would be. Hope is my least favorite 4-letter word 😭
2026 already sucks 🙇🏻♀️😥 Any of my international followers willing to let me move in until Trump dies?🏃🏻♀️🧳
January 3, 2026 at 3:21 PM
2026 already sucks 🙇🏻♀️😥 Any of my international followers willing to let me move in until Trump dies?🏃🏻♀️🧳
This is the second day I have spent in my pajamas. In other news, my trusted vibrating wand has failed me, and I have not cum in days. I’m not starting the new year with any enthusiasm 😔
January 2, 2026 at 7:16 PM
This is the second day I have spent in my pajamas. In other news, my trusted vibrating wand has failed me, and I have not cum in days. I’m not starting the new year with any enthusiasm 😔
Happy New Year, my friends! You made me laugh, turned me on, and even made me cry with your kind words. Thank you for everything. You are a huge part of 2025 being the best year of this decade 😘❤️🥳
January 1, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Happy New Year, my friends! You made me laugh, turned me on, and even made me cry with your kind words. Thank you for everything. You are a huge part of 2025 being the best year of this decade 😘❤️🥳
Me: I need to cut back on my discretionary spending
Also me: Everything is 15% off! And the business supports women who flee domestic violence; so this is like a charitable contribution 🤔
Also me: Everything is 15% off! And the business supports women who flee domestic violence; so this is like a charitable contribution 🤔
December 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Me: I need to cut back on my discretionary spending
Also me: Everything is 15% off! And the business supports women who flee domestic violence; so this is like a charitable contribution 🤔
Also me: Everything is 15% off! And the business supports women who flee domestic violence; so this is like a charitable contribution 🤔
The Sheep Detectives | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios
youtu.be
December 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
A break from my NSFW posts - angry puppies! The angry, silent Yorkie 😂🥰
December 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
A break from my NSFW posts - angry puppies! The angry, silent Yorkie 😂🥰
Yep, one year later, and I’m still wishing I could skip to 2030 😤
December 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Yep, one year later, and I’m still wishing I could skip to 2030 😤
I’ve been awake since 2am, and it’s supposed to rain the rest of the day. I’ve scarfed down 2 cinnamon rolls for breakfast and am now ready to hibernate in bed listening to the rain😴🌧️
December 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I’ve been awake since 2am, and it’s supposed to rain the rest of the day. I’ve scarfed down 2 cinnamon rolls for breakfast and am now ready to hibernate in bed listening to the rain😴🌧️
Please do not DM me.
If you choose not to respect this boundary, I will block you
Please do not Follow me if you have no profile description, no Replies, and/or fewer than 5 posts. I will almost certainly block you
Yes, bad experiences are why I have these boundaries 🤷♀️
If you choose not to respect this boundary, I will block you
Please do not Follow me if you have no profile description, no Replies, and/or fewer than 5 posts. I will almost certainly block you
Yes, bad experiences are why I have these boundaries 🤷♀️
December 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Please do not DM me.
If you choose not to respect this boundary, I will block you
Please do not Follow me if you have no profile description, no Replies, and/or fewer than 5 posts. I will almost certainly block you
Yes, bad experiences are why I have these boundaries 🤷♀️
If you choose not to respect this boundary, I will block you
Please do not Follow me if you have no profile description, no Replies, and/or fewer than 5 posts. I will almost certainly block you
Yes, bad experiences are why I have these boundaries 🤷♀️