𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐋.
@mechanics.bsky.social
THERE’S A HOLE WHERE SOMETHING WAS.
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𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐋.
@mechanics.bsky.social
· Nov 1
⠀ ⠀⠀ SAY WHAT YOU WANT,
⠀ ⠀⠀ BUT SAY IT LIKE YOU
⠀ ⠀⠀ FUCKIN’ MEAN IT.
⠀ ⠀⠀ BUT SAY IT LIKE YOU
⠀ ⠀⠀ FUCKIN’ MEAN IT.
i’m not gonna yuck your yum.
October 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
i’m not gonna yuck your yum.
watching from a nice, safe distance.
January 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
watching from a nice, safe distance.
with our what.
it was just . . . y’know. not like that.
it was just . . . y’know. not like that.
Sure, wasn't like you were just sleepin' with our j-
WELL. Then what was it like.
WELL. Then what was it like.
IT WASN’T LIKE THAT.
January 11, 2025 at 8:22 AM
with our what.
it was just . . . y’know. not like that.
it was just . . . y’know. not like that.
IT WASN’T LIKE THAT.
DON'T BULLSHIT, I SAW YA THE OTHER NIGHT.
WHAT WOMEN.
January 11, 2025 at 8:17 AM
IT WASN’T LIKE THAT.
okay. this helps. uh. don’t bother him either.
January 11, 2025 at 8:09 AM
okay. this helps. uh. don’t bother him either.
please leave men alone even if they suck oh my god
January 11, 2025 at 8:07 AM
please leave men alone even if they suck oh my god
you leave that poor doctor alone or so help me god. he’s busy.
January 11, 2025 at 8:04 AM
you leave that poor doctor alone or so help me god. he’s busy.
“yep. you and me both.”
"Have I mentioned I kinda hate this place."
“ . . . congrats, buddy! good try.”
January 8, 2025 at 5:40 AM
“yep. you and me both.”
“ . . . congrats, buddy! good try.”
"Ha! He ain't. I win."
“probably pretty damn stupid if he’s thinkin’ about it with you.”
January 8, 2025 at 5:30 AM
“ . . . congrats, buddy! good try.”
“probably pretty damn stupid if he’s thinkin’ about it with you.”
"I don't know how intelligent he is actually."
“and if i take my fuckin’ eyes off of you, you’re doin’ something stupid, so i’m sure you can’t blame me.”
January 8, 2025 at 5:24 AM
“probably pretty damn stupid if he’s thinkin’ about it with you.”
“and if i take my fuckin’ eyes off of you, you’re doin’ something stupid, so i’m sure you can’t blame me.”
"ANDY BELL I AM A GROWN DAMNED MAN."
“YOU THINK I’D LEAVE YOU BY YOURSELF? FREAK.”
January 8, 2025 at 5:18 AM
“and if i take my fuckin’ eyes off of you, you’re doin’ something stupid, so i’m sure you can’t blame me.”
i need action NOW i need to have more action than faulkner
January 8, 2025 at 5:09 AM
i need action NOW i need to have more action than faulkner
“YOU THINK I’D LEAVE YOU BY YOURSELF? FREAK.”
"FUCK, I THOUGHT YOU LEFT–"
January 8, 2025 at 5:09 AM
“YOU THINK I’D LEAVE YOU BY YOURSELF? FREAK.”
i’m going to attack him
January 8, 2025 at 4:47 AM
i’m going to attack him
“what’s up?”
she’s already expecting something less than pleasant.
she’s already expecting something less than pleasant.
"Say, Andy..." @mechanics.bsky.social
December 3, 2024 at 6:18 PM
“what’s up?”
she’s already expecting something less than pleasant.
she’s already expecting something less than pleasant.
god, i hope so.
It's okay, I'm sure it won't be long before you kiss a cute girl.
i think it’s both of us, if that’s the case — ‘m sorry.
November 22, 2024 at 4:24 PM
god, i hope so.
i think it’s both of us, if that’s the case — ‘m sorry.
No it's not you ding dong, it's me!
sorry i’ll leave
November 22, 2024 at 4:19 PM
i think it’s both of us, if that’s the case — ‘m sorry.
leave it to me to hit on a straight woman. it’s so over.
November 22, 2024 at 7:19 AM
leave it to me to hit on a straight woman. it’s so over.
sorry i’ll leave
OH
to treat you right . . .
November 22, 2024 at 7:19 AM
sorry i’ll leave
you’re ( RIGHT THERE. * ) you know i can’t tune jack shit out.
Well goddamn, Andy, you ain't gotta listen!
i knew you’d go around and say some shit that causes me distress.
November 22, 2024 at 7:10 AM
you’re ( RIGHT THERE. * ) you know i can’t tune jack shit out.
to treat you right . . .
At what??
IF YOU ARE A WOMAN. GIVE ME A CHANCE. PLEASE.
November 22, 2024 at 7:10 AM
to treat you right . . .