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Mostly dumb thoughts.
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How do you as a human not watch the nat geo queens elephant episode and not want to overthrow the patriarchy? 🤔
So doggy door is GREAT for no more poop in the condo!!! But it's cold/let's too much cold air in. It only came with one piece of weather stripping but the real leak is the door/flap itself
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Day after reformer Pilates class: my inner thigh/groin and armpit muscles are sore, two things I've never thought about before
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Hey someone pull me aside and tell me to get back on the antiperspirant train. I don't think I stink with my natural deodorant except after working out and I'm trying to work out more and not stink.
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Finally finalizing our wills (next week)
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I like straight up oil on my parched face in winter
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This long post surgery recovery assistance weekend was so great because I got a ton done, and had lots of lounging around time, and did everything (except mt man's drug schedule) at my own pace.
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
It's Beavis
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Mt man is watching videos of barbers and it sounds like vibrators
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Mt man keeps his cam on his zoom meeting while he vapes and (muted) talks shit on everyone. I need a new industry?😂
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I made a delicious steel cut pumpkin pie oatmeal with added chia seeds. 🙏 4 our 💩
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
helping someone else get through opioid constipation was not something i prepared for. more fiber. more water. def some prep h
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
the number one ask from mt man's parents: are you pooping?

i keep telling him to drink more water and I've been (secretly) feeding him high fiber meals.
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I gotta install weather stripping on the new doggy door but want to see more real user photos
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Second load of laundry in the dryer.
Either need to go to Costco or install this doggy door. Not going to stress myself into doing both 🧘
So tomorrow I need to venture to the garage, get a drill and a few different bits, bring up some seltzer, install my new doggy door, and maybe do a second load of laundry. Then my nurse weekend must come to an end and I shall return to yelling at my inbox.
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
How do non dirtbags feel about the babybels I found in mt man's backpack that have been hanging out an indeterminate number of days? I really like cheese...
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Gripe: my heated blanket doesn't get as hot as I'd like
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Yeah he missed something and now had to play catch up and i feel bad
I'm worried mt man is behind on drugs but I turned it over to him ABC I also know how nice it is to just sleep uninterrupted, even when it puts you behind
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I'm nervous to ask mt man about the drill and for him to supervise
So tomorrow I need to venture to the garage, get a drill and a few different bits, bring up some seltzer, install my new doggy door, and maybe do a second load of laundry. Then my nurse weekend must come to an end and I shall return to yelling at my inbox.
November 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I'm worried mt man is behind on drugs but I turned it over to him ABC I also know how nice it is to just sleep uninterrupted, even when it puts you behind
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
So tomorrow I need to venture to the garage, get a drill and a few different bits, bring up some seltzer, install my new doggy door, and maybe do a second load of laundry. Then my nurse weekend must come to an end and I shall return to yelling at my inbox.
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
(high fiber) Italian feast:
bag of salad + extra nuts
Banza rotini w/ tomato cream & tvp sauce
Eggplant Parmesan
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I swear I saw fisher steves at the bzn airport the other weekend but I didn't know his name and was just like "hey that guy is a famous actor who plays kind of nerdy white guys with brown hair and glasses sometimes and sometimes hats"

m.imdb.com/name/nm00017...
Fisher Stevens
Fisher Stevens
m.imdb.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I spilled/dumped not one but two seltzers all over the living room.
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
1-click applied to a job I don't want just in case I decide to nuke my inbox when I return 🤣🧘🙏
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Well this project isn't happening today 🤣
November 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM