Dazey Cutter
@meansonofabitch.bsky.social
I'm twice as nice as I look but I'm only half as nice as I act.
You should check out a movie called The Beast, it stars George Dzundza, Jason Patric, Stephens Baldwin, and Don Harvey as a Russian tank crew in 1980's Afghanistan, and not a one of them has a Russian accent at any point in the movie.
December 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
You should check out a movie called The Beast, it stars George Dzundza, Jason Patric, Stephens Baldwin, and Don Harvey as a Russian tank crew in 1980's Afghanistan, and not a one of them has a Russian accent at any point in the movie.
Andrew Mountbatten-Winsor and Benjamin Netanyahu are sitting on a park bench watching children play. Andrew leans over to Netanyahu and says "Hey you want to go fuck one of those kids?" and Netanyahu says "Out of what?".
December 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Andrew Mountbatten-Winsor and Benjamin Netanyahu are sitting on a park bench watching children play. Andrew leans over to Netanyahu and says "Hey you want to go fuck one of those kids?" and Netanyahu says "Out of what?".
Butt stuff is old hat, it's all toejobs and Philadelphia sidecars nowadays.
December 11, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Butt stuff is old hat, it's all toejobs and Philadelphia sidecars nowadays.
I always feel like comparisons like this gives actual feces a bad name.
December 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I always feel like comparisons like this gives actual feces a bad name.
I'm all of those things.
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I'm all of those things.
Nazis in the Coast Guard is halfway to Nazis at the bottom of the ocean. So there's a potential silver lining there.
November 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Nazis in the Coast Guard is halfway to Nazis at the bottom of the ocean. So there's a potential silver lining there.
I find that it helps to not exactly praise her, but to just take back the bad things I've said about her, which does leave room for saying new bad things about her; same goes for Lauren Bobblehead.
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I find that it helps to not exactly praise her, but to just take back the bad things I've said about her, which does leave room for saying new bad things about her; same goes for Lauren Bobblehead.
*raises glass* To this.
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
*raises glass* To this.
I always thought of the concept of a Father-Knows-Best State was a work of fiction from a game I once played. But here it is a reality.
November 11, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I always thought of the concept of a Father-Knows-Best State was a work of fiction from a game I once played. But here it is a reality.
....and looking like a fuchsia Muppet turd is one of those tricks?
October 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
....and looking like a fuchsia Muppet turd is one of those tricks?
If I win can I sleep on your couch?
October 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
If I win can I sleep on your couch?
It's been mentioned on several segments on CNN today. CNN is still main stream isn't it?
October 21, 2025 at 7:34 AM
It's been mentioned on several segments on CNN today. CNN is still main stream isn't it?
Don't forget Lee Greenwood.
October 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Don't forget Lee Greenwood.
I love your show Mr. Wood Jr., it's the highlight of my week.
October 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I love your show Mr. Wood Jr., it's the highlight of my week.
I guess no one thought to just follow the umbilical cord to the other end, seeing as how it was still attached.
October 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I guess no one thought to just follow the umbilical cord to the other end, seeing as how it was still attached.
It was, it was horrible. 0/10 would not do again.
September 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
It was, it was horrible. 0/10 would not do again.
Whiskey and beer are fine though right? ...right?
September 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Whiskey and beer are fine though right? ...right?
Ooooooh you use a spoon. Fancy, you must be wealthy or royalty or something.
June 25, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Ooooooh you use a spoon. Fancy, you must be wealthy or royalty or something.
My parents never warned me about anything, they'd just let me get hurt so I'd learn on my own. Besides that, I don't think my parents would even know what half of those words mean.
June 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
My parents never warned me about anything, they'd just let me get hurt so I'd learn on my own. Besides that, I don't think my parents would even know what half of those words mean.
Conserve water by washing yourself in your own tears.
June 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Conserve water by washing yourself in your own tears.