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I'm a fat, feral, fiftysomething book goblin who needs a haircut. Queer 🖤💜🩶🤍, she/her Gen-Xer. #BlackLivesMatter.
I had to explain this to Dad, so just in case:
November 16, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I had to explain this to Dad, so just in case:
So I was testing my makeup for Friday. This stuff has the dual inconvenience of getting greasy and smeary after 5 minutes, but it also hasn't entirely washed off after a half-hour shower. I washed my face five times with 2 cleansers, and I still have more eyeliner than David Tennant in Fright Night.
October 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
So I was testing my makeup for Friday. This stuff has the dual inconvenience of getting greasy and smeary after 5 minutes, but it also hasn't entirely washed off after a half-hour shower. I washed my face five times with 2 cleansers, and I still have more eyeliner than David Tennant in Fright Night.
I found my witch hat! I'm going to wear it all week. (Photo from last year -- my makeup was better.)
October 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I found my witch hat! I'm going to wear it all week. (Photo from last year -- my makeup was better.)
I didn't really need another grocery bag, but Molly loves the jute ones from Trader Joe's.
October 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I didn't really need another grocery bag, but Molly loves the jute ones from Trader Joe's.
I finally finished the lucky bamboo Lego set today! It looks very pretty next to the mini orchid.
October 11, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I finally finished the lucky bamboo Lego set today! It looks very pretty next to the mini orchid.
Without downloading anything, where are you mentally right now
October 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Without downloading anything, where are you mentally right now
Some pretties I saw on my walk. They smelled gorgeous.
September 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Some pretties I saw on my walk. They smelled gorgeous.
1. Yes, that is a flower in my drink.
2. Yes, I have watched Noel Fielding on The Great British Baking Show.
3. Yes, the flower tasted like a clown's nose.
2. Yes, I have watched Noel Fielding on The Great British Baking Show.
3. Yes, the flower tasted like a clown's nose.
September 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
1. Yes, that is a flower in my drink.
2. Yes, I have watched Noel Fielding on The Great British Baking Show.
3. Yes, the flower tasted like a clown's nose.
2. Yes, I have watched Noel Fielding on The Great British Baking Show.
3. Yes, the flower tasted like a clown's nose.
Post a random picture, or else everything will go bad in September.
September 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Post a random picture, or else everything will go bad in September.
Molly-Cat is the reason I haven't put today's dress in the hamper.
August 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Molly-Cat is the reason I haven't put today's dress in the hamper.
Went to Tai Chi, then the pool by the beach. The wind had picked up while I was in the pool, and I had sand sticking to me by the time I got to the car.
August 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Went to Tai Chi, then the pool by the beach. The wind had picked up while I was in the pool, and I had sand sticking to me by the time I got to the car.
Weekly check-in. The last time I took a photo of the odometer was ten days ago, and I have been on the bike seven times to go 54 miles.
#FiveHundredMore
#FiveHundredMore
August 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Weekly check-in. The last time I took a photo of the odometer was ten days ago, and I have been on the bike seven times to go 54 miles.
#FiveHundredMore
#FiveHundredMore
One of these three little beasts thought that my bed was the best place to hurk when I was in the bathroom at 4 AM. I keep the lights off to stay sleepy and run my hand over the sheet to make sure I'm not lying down on a cat, and I put my hand in a pile of yuck instead.
July 29, 2025 at 11:19 AM
One of these three little beasts thought that my bed was the best place to hurk when I was in the bathroom at 4 AM. I keep the lights off to stay sleepy and run my hand over the sheet to make sure I'm not lying down on a cat, and I put my hand in a pile of yuck instead.
Today's ride after Tai Chi was just over an hour and a half, I rode fifteen miles or kilometers, and I stopped when the odometer read 600 exactly. I'm a little shaky; I probably overdid it, so I won't get back on the stationary bike until Monday morning. Recovery is important!
#FiveHundredMore
#FiveHundredMore
July 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Today's ride after Tai Chi was just over an hour and a half, I rode fifteen miles or kilometers, and I stopped when the odometer read 600 exactly. I'm a little shaky; I probably overdid it, so I won't get back on the stationary bike until Monday morning. Recovery is important!
#FiveHundredMore
#FiveHundredMore
Seven easy miles this morning. I kept the tension at a medium intensity, but I went pretty fast, so it was a moderate workout, about 35 minutes. #FiveHundredMore
I'm taking the week off work to stay close to Dad, but I can take an hour here and there, so I plan to swim after morning errands.
I'm taking the week off work to stay close to Dad, but I can take an hour here and there, so I plan to swim after morning errands.
July 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Seven easy miles this morning. I kept the tension at a medium intensity, but I went pretty fast, so it was a moderate workout, about 35 minutes. #FiveHundredMore
I'm taking the week off work to stay close to Dad, but I can take an hour here and there, so I plan to swim after morning errands.
I'm taking the week off work to stay close to Dad, but I can take an hour here and there, so I plan to swim after morning errands.
Since my last #FiveHundredMore skeet, I have gone to Utah, and I have put Dad in and taken him out of hospital. I'm not quite as strong as I was before all that happened, but I did put ten miles on the bike today. 66 miles down, 434 to go before 11:59 PM on September 30, 2025.
July 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Since my last #FiveHundredMore skeet, I have gone to Utah, and I have put Dad in and taken him out of hospital. I'm not quite as strong as I was before all that happened, but I did put ten miles on the bike today. 66 miles down, 434 to go before 11:59 PM on September 30, 2025.
Yes, I watch the odometer like a hawk and end my ride the instant it turns to the distance I aimed for. #FiveHundredMore
July 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Yes, I watch the odometer like a hawk and end my ride the instant it turns to the distance I aimed for. #FiveHundredMore
#FiveHundredMore
Today's contribution, another ten miles (or kilometers) towards my summer challenge. Tai Chi is next!
Today's contribution, another ten miles (or kilometers) towards my summer challenge. Tai Chi is next!
July 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
#FiveHundredMore
Today's contribution, another ten miles (or kilometers) towards my summer challenge. Tai Chi is next!
Today's contribution, another ten miles (or kilometers) towards my summer challenge. Tai Chi is next!
Ten miles this morning. I'm on my way.
(I'm documenting my efforts here so I have proof. I will try to remember to use the hashtag #FiveHundredMore in case you don't want to see.)
(I'm documenting my efforts here so I have proof. I will try to remember to use the hashtag #FiveHundredMore in case you don't want to see.)
July 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Ten miles this morning. I'm on my way.
(I'm documenting my efforts here so I have proof. I will try to remember to use the hashtag #FiveHundredMore in case you don't want to see.)
(I'm documenting my efforts here so I have proof. I will try to remember to use the hashtag #FiveHundredMore in case you don't want to see.)
I don't remember if I set my stationary bike to miles or kilometers when I first got it, but I'm proud of reaching 500 anyway. Even though I went long stretches without riding at all. I know I've put about half of those on since late April of this year, so I'm definitely proud of that.
July 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I don't remember if I set my stationary bike to miles or kilometers when I first got it, but I'm proud of reaching 500 anyway. Even though I went long stretches without riding at all. I know I've put about half of those on since late April of this year, so I'm definitely proud of that.
Today, I took a detour while on a work errand and found so many beautiful flowers.
June 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Today, I took a detour while on a work errand and found so many beautiful flowers.
Post a picture of you that’s not actually a picture of you.
June 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Post a picture of you that’s not actually a picture of you.
How I wish I could get my hair to do that. You look great!
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June 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
How I wish I could get my hair to do that. You look great!
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This little opportunist finds the warmest spot on the bed before I've even stood up every morning.
June 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
This little opportunist finds the warmest spot on the bed before I've even stood up every morning.
You want a turtle, here is a turtle saying "Peek-a-boo!"
June 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM
You want a turtle, here is a turtle saying "Peek-a-boo!"