Tyler’s complete lack of surprise
@meandersquander.bsky.social
You met me at a very strange time in my life. Joyfully squandering whatever’s left.
Meander-friendly rambler. Grateful.
Sad songs make me happy.
Lifelong tortured Seattle sports fan.
|| he/him || Liberal AF || Fuck Cancer ||
|| GoHawks || GOMS ||
Meander-friendly rambler. Grateful.
Sad songs make me happy.
Lifelong tortured Seattle sports fan.
|| he/him || Liberal AF || Fuck Cancer ||
|| GoHawks || GOMS ||
Who are you calling oblique?!
Sam Darnold (oblique) fully practices Thursday.
February 6, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Who are you calling oblique?!
Why do billionaires always act like they are being blackmailed?
Rhetorical. Don’t answer that.
Rhetorical. Don’t answer that.
February 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Why do billionaires always act like they are being blackmailed?
Rhetorical. Don’t answer that.
Rhetorical. Don’t answer that.
Just when I’m about to give up on humanity for good, the good people show up.
feel good story of the day: the winner of this coat - by far the most expensive item in the auction - told me that i should keep it and he was happy just to make the donation. huge shoutout to @miguel-campos.bsky.social - so, so generous of you!! be like miguel, donate to @abortionfunds.bsky.social
ok, you guys convinced me to pull out the big guns: my seahawks chalkline bomber, nearly pristine and i'm gonna get it dry cleaned. yes it's expensive because it's for a great cause and i don't really want to get rid of it :) www.ebay.com/itm/16812268...
February 3, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Just when I’m about to give up on humanity for good, the good people show up.
Starting the campaign now.
Ernest Jones for Super Bowl MVP!
Ernest Jones for Super Bowl MVP!
February 3, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Starting the campaign now.
Ernest Jones for Super Bowl MVP!
Ernest Jones for Super Bowl MVP!
This goofball tries to run this account
February 2, 2026 at 6:11 PM
This goofball tries to run this account
“Turn PDFs into Podcasts!”
Adobe has jumped the shark.
Adobe has jumped the shark.
February 1, 2026 at 8:33 PM
“Turn PDFs into Podcasts!”
Adobe has jumped the shark.
Adobe has jumped the shark.
Entire 🧵
More relevant and important political/protest songs for the crowd that insists artists aren't meeting the moment.
This first one from James McMurtry is maybe the best song released in 2025.
youtu.be/yAo6FR2f97M?...
This first one from James McMurtry is maybe the best song released in 2025.
youtu.be/yAo6FR2f97M?...
James McMurtry with Betty Soo ‘Sons of the Second Sons’ 09/12/2024
YouTube video by Jeff Rey
youtu.be
February 1, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Entire 🧵
Oh Minneapolis, I hear your voice
January 28, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Oh Minneapolis, I hear your voice
Need
Run The Damn Ball Snapback
Message for the Hawks:
www.simplyseattle.com
January 26, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Need
I need Marshawn to sign a two week contract to play in the rematch of Super Bowl 2015 and to run it in from the one.
January 26, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I need Marshawn to sign a two week contract to play in the rematch of Super Bowl 2015 and to run it in from the one.
My name is Freedom
January 25, 2026 at 3:32 PM
My name is Freedom
Oh my fucking God
January 24, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Oh my fucking God
These people in Minneapolis give me hope.
January 23, 2026 at 8:47 PM
These people in Minneapolis give me hope.
Today was a shit show.
Tonight may be worse.
Tonight may be worse.
January 22, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Today was a shit show.
Tonight may be worse.
Tonight may be worse.
Good people, what are we waiting on?
January 19, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Good people, what are we waiting on?
Packing for Minnesota
January 15, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Packing for Minnesota
This game could have been an email
January 12, 2026 at 3:15 AM
This game could have been an email
The great petroleum heist
January 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
The great petroleum heist
When they blindly defend any agent shooting from a script of pure crazy, that message isn’t for us… it’s for all the other agents.
January 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
When they blindly defend any agent shooting from a script of pure crazy, that message isn’t for us… it’s for all the other agents.
Can the Universe open up the Planetary Transfer Portal? I want to showcase my talents elsewhere.
January 7, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Can the Universe open up the Planetary Transfer Portal? I want to showcase my talents elsewhere.
Reposted by Tyler’s complete lack of surprise
Everything happening now was obvious by March 2021. That's why I wrote about it *then*.
This matters because this is a planned autocracy. Feigned surprise at horrors is meant to rewrite history and present our plight as if it wasn't a plan obvious four years ago and countenanced by both parties.
This matters because this is a planned autocracy. Feigned surprise at horrors is meant to rewrite history and present our plight as if it wasn't a plan obvious four years ago and countenanced by both parties.
July 27, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Everything happening now was obvious by March 2021. That's why I wrote about it *then*.
This matters because this is a planned autocracy. Feigned surprise at horrors is meant to rewrite history and present our plight as if it wasn't a plan obvious four years ago and countenanced by both parties.
This matters because this is a planned autocracy. Feigned surprise at horrors is meant to rewrite history and present our plight as if it wasn't a plan obvious four years ago and countenanced by both parties.
Todd Snider’s October album didn’t connect with me at the time of release. I was giving it some time.
But now after his untimely passing, I break down during every song.
I’m so heartbroken that Todd is gone.
Nobody does what Todd did for me.
But now after his untimely passing, I break down during every song.
I’m so heartbroken that Todd is gone.
Nobody does what Todd did for me.
January 6, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Todd Snider’s October album didn’t connect with me at the time of release. I was giving it some time.
But now after his untimely passing, I break down during every song.
I’m so heartbroken that Todd is gone.
Nobody does what Todd did for me.
But now after his untimely passing, I break down during every song.
I’m so heartbroken that Todd is gone.
Nobody does what Todd did for me.
LFG!
No. 1 seed. Are you kidding me?!
No. 1 seed. Are you kidding me?!
January 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
LFG!
No. 1 seed. Are you kidding me?!
No. 1 seed. Are you kidding me?!
Reposted by Tyler’s complete lack of surprise
one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is