Birdbot
@meanbird.bsky.social
Mega Man Legends Fan RP Account.
Not associated with Capcom.
RP Account don’t take anything the mean robot bird says seriously.
Not associated with Capcom.
RP Account don’t take anything the mean robot bird says seriously.
Pinned
Birdbot
@meanbird.bsky.social
· 27d
“Ever hear the expression ‘Stuck between a rock and a hard place?’
That's my situation! Squawk!”
#MVRP
#MegaManRP
That's my situation! Squawk!”
#MVRP
#MegaManRP
“Squa, the point of two Es if one letter does the trick? Pretty stupid kaw.”
"...N-No! not D! Dee! Like, D-e-e!"
“Kaw!! Whatever No-Nose.
What’s the D stand for? Dumb? KEH KEH!”
What’s the D stand for? Dumb? KEH KEH!”
January 21, 2026 at 12:15 AM
“Squa, the point of two Es if one letter does the trick? Pretty stupid kaw.”
“Kaw!! Whatever No-Nose.
What’s the D stand for? Dumb? KEH KEH!”
What’s the D stand for? Dumb? KEH KEH!”
"B-Blobface? t-the nerve of you!"
*Bandee doesn't look happy to hear that*
"For your information, birdbrain, my name's Bandana Dee! get it right next time!"
*Bandee doesn't look happy to hear that*
"For your information, birdbrain, my name's Bandana Dee! get it right next time!"
January 21, 2026 at 12:05 AM
“Kaw!! Whatever No-Nose.
What’s the D stand for? Dumb? KEH KEH!”
What’s the D stand for? Dumb? KEH KEH!”
“KEH?! Susie? Don’t know who that is blobface keh keh.”
January 20, 2026 at 11:55 PM
“KEH?! Susie? Don’t know who that is blobface keh keh.”
“RAWK! WHO ELSE IS TALKING HERE???”
"Huh? What's our deal....but we haven't done anything."
A: "Yeah, you're the one just staring at us all suspiciously!"
A: "Yeah, you're the one just staring at us all suspiciously!"
“Rawk! The heck is your deal punk?”
January 15, 2026 at 10:58 PM
“RAWK! WHO ELSE IS TALKING HERE???”
“Rawk! The heck is your deal punk?”
A: "Hm?? Hey gray..... there's some kind of bird bot staring at us, look over there."
A quietly spoke, his triangular body poking into his chosens shoulder to notify them.
"What's that Model A? Some kind of bird mechanaloid, but why....and so judgmental at that?"
A quietly spoke, his triangular body poking into his chosens shoulder to notify them.
"What's that Model A? Some kind of bird mechanaloid, but why....and so judgmental at that?"
The bird judgmentally stares at Grey.
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 AM
“Rawk! The heck is your deal punk?”
The bird judgmentally stares at Grey.
A: "Hey Gray what gives? It's like a ghost town around here there's no one around, and I don't like it..."
"What do you want me to do about it Model A? I'm just as lost as you on where everyone went..."
"What do you want me to do about it Model A? I'm just as lost as you on where everyone went..."
January 15, 2026 at 4:23 AM
The bird judgmentally stares at Grey.
“Rawk! Well your business hurt my eyes!
Keh, I didn’t stop you from asking a question idiot!”
Something is odd with him.
It’s clear visibly that X is making him nervous due to the shaking but he continues throwing insults.
Keh, I didn’t stop you from asking a question idiot!”
Something is odd with him.
It’s clear visibly that X is making him nervous due to the shaking but he continues throwing insults.
You intruder in on my business first, so why can't I ask you a question, hm?
January 13, 2026 at 11:02 AM
“Rawk! Well your business hurt my eyes!
Keh, I didn’t stop you from asking a question idiot!”
Something is odd with him.
It’s clear visibly that X is making him nervous due to the shaking but he continues throwing insults.
Keh, I didn’t stop you from asking a question idiot!”
Something is odd with him.
It’s clear visibly that X is making him nervous due to the shaking but he continues throwing insults.
“RAWK! What I get out of this?
Keeeeeeeeeee??”
Nothing. He doesn’t know.
“Squaa none of your business!”
Keeeeeeeeeee??”
Nothing. He doesn’t know.
“Squaa none of your business!”
My... Someone's snarky, aren't they? Tell me, what do you get out of this?
January 13, 2026 at 10:50 AM
“RAWK! What I get out of this?
Keeeeeeeeeee??”
Nothing. He doesn’t know.
“Squaa none of your business!”
Keeeeeeeeeee??”
Nothing. He doesn’t know.
“Squaa none of your business!”
“Kaaaw, yeah right! I bet mummies look like they’re in better shape than you! Keh keh!”
Oh, please... This is merely the cause of the passage of time! I have been around for a while, after all!
January 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM
“Kaaaw, yeah right! I bet mummies look like they’re in better shape than you! Keh keh!”
Oh… this thing actually looks a little terrifying.
“S-SQUAWK! Yeah well others don’t look like they were h-hit by 10 trucks k-keh!!”
“S-SQUAWK! Yeah well others don’t look like they were h-hit by 10 trucks k-keh!!”
Excuse me? I've seen others dance, so I thought I'd join in.
January 12, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Oh… this thing actually looks a little terrifying.
“S-SQUAWK! Yeah well others don’t look like they were h-hit by 10 trucks k-keh!!”
“S-SQUAWK! Yeah well others don’t look like they were h-hit by 10 trucks k-keh!!”
“RAWK! Why is roadkill here trying to dance?
Get back on the road! Keh Keh!”
Get back on the road! Keh Keh!”
January 12, 2026 at 4:44 PM
“RAWK! Why is roadkill here trying to dance?
Get back on the road! Keh Keh!”
Get back on the road! Keh Keh!”
“KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!”
He holds onto his seat for dear life.
He holds onto his seat for dear life.
And...
NYOOOOOM!
NYOOOOOM!
“SQUAWK! Whatever I bet there isn’t anything interesting anyway!”
January 10, 2026 at 10:19 PM
“KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!”
He holds onto his seat for dear life.
He holds onto his seat for dear life.
“SQUAWK! Whatever I bet there isn’t anything interesting anyway!”
January 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
“SQUAWK! Whatever I bet there isn’t anything interesting anyway!”
“Squawk, you have lightning. Big whoop.”
He coughs as smoke comes off of him.
He coughs as smoke comes off of him.
“That look like fear?”
“K-KEEEEEEEEEE!!”
The bird is zapped and has fallen over.
The bird is zapped and has fallen over.
January 8, 2026 at 2:48 PM
“Squawk, you have lightning. Big whoop.”
He coughs as smoke comes off of him.
He coughs as smoke comes off of him.
“K-KEEEEEEEEEE!!”
The bird is zapped and has fallen over.
The bird is zapped and has fallen over.
*She uses her electric magic to try and zap the bird*
“KEH KEH! Right! Buncha scaredy cats!”
January 8, 2026 at 2:38 PM
“K-KEEEEEEEEEE!!”
The bird is zapped and has fallen over.
The bird is zapped and has fallen over.
“KEH KEH! Right! Buncha scaredy cats!”
“Rabbits are like cats”
“RAWK! That’s not a cat you idiot!”
January 8, 2026 at 2:31 PM
“KEH KEH! Right! Buncha scaredy cats!”
“RAWK! That’s not a cat you idiot!”
January 8, 2026 at 2:17 PM
“RAWK! That’s not a cat you idiot!”
The bird aggressively swipes the pan from Mars.
He takes steps away from him so the pan doesn’t get taken away from him.
He takes steps away from him so the pan doesn’t get taken away from him.
"That's more like it."
Mars causally pass the pan over to the Birdbot.
Mars causally pass the pan over to the Birdbot.
January 5, 2026 at 4:18 AM
The bird aggressively swipes the pan from Mars.
He takes steps away from him so the pan doesn’t get taken away from him.
He takes steps away from him so the pan doesn’t get taken away from him.
The birdbot only had time to have his eyes go wide in horror seeing Volnutt again before getting punted.
He lands right back at @draconiclightning.bsky.social .
He lands right back at @draconiclightning.bsky.social .
A birdbot? He hasn't seen one of those in a while. Glancing around, he doesn't see any of Glyde's ships, or other birdbots, so...
PUNT!
PUNT!
Angry squawking as he is punted away.
He ends up landing right on the ground in front of @purifyinglegend.bsky.social .
He ends up landing right on the ground in front of @purifyinglegend.bsky.social .
January 4, 2026 at 1:40 PM
The birdbot only had time to have his eyes go wide in horror seeing Volnutt again before getting punted.
He lands right back at @draconiclightning.bsky.social .
He lands right back at @draconiclightning.bsky.social .
“Rawk! Dumb girl!”
“You have such a grating personality. Stupid bird.”
“Rawk! And I don’t recall caring!”
January 4, 2026 at 1:13 PM
“Rawk! Dumb girl!”
“WHAT DID I SQUAWKIN DO?!”
January 3, 2026 at 11:44 PM
“WHAT DID I SQUAWKIN DO?!”
Angry squawking as he is punted away.
He ends up landing right on the ground in front of @purifyinglegend.bsky.social .
He ends up landing right on the ground in front of @purifyinglegend.bsky.social .
January 3, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Angry squawking as he is punted away.
He ends up landing right on the ground in front of @purifyinglegend.bsky.social .
He ends up landing right on the ground in front of @purifyinglegend.bsky.social .
“KEH! It’s not very social or whatever!”
"Your point?"
“Keeee, well you picked me up!!!”
January 3, 2026 at 2:37 PM
“KEH! It’s not very social or whatever!”
“Keeee, well you picked me up!!!”
"Only one of us has bandied insults about."
“RAWK! Like yours is any better punk!!”
January 2, 2026 at 3:09 PM
“Keeee, well you picked me up!!!”
“RAWK! Like yours is any better punk!!”
"Apparently not, given my analysis of your social skills."
Deeming the birdbot too incompetent to be a threat, he just drops him.
Deeming the birdbot too incompetent to be a threat, he just drops him.
Squeaky toy noise.
“SQUAWK!!! LAY OFF SPIKEHEAD! I HAVE ENOUGH OF THOSE ALREADY”
“SQUAWK!!! LAY OFF SPIKEHEAD! I HAVE ENOUGH OF THOSE ALREADY”
January 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM
“RAWK! Like yours is any better punk!!”