Mead Hall Wench
@meadhallwench.bsky.social
Serving mead since 972, extras* by negotiation!
(*Fees apply)
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Battle waggon went to the great scrap heap in the sky.
I have a new battle waggon now.
Crazy busy will finally finish last show of the year on Boxing Day and then (apart from 1 show in January) I have a whole month off to spend with the horses & my man 😅
I have a new battle waggon now.
Crazy busy will finally finish last show of the year on Boxing Day and then (apart from 1 show in January) I have a whole month off to spend with the horses & my man 😅
December 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Battle waggon went to the great scrap heap in the sky.
I have a new battle waggon now.
Crazy busy will finally finish last show of the year on Boxing Day and then (apart from 1 show in January) I have a whole month off to spend with the horses & my man 😅
I have a new battle waggon now.
Crazy busy will finally finish last show of the year on Boxing Day and then (apart from 1 show in January) I have a whole month off to spend with the horses & my man 😅
Sorry 😔
I actually think you’re great, very cool mosaics
I actually think you’re great, very cool mosaics
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December 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Sorry 😔
I actually think you’re great, very cool mosaics
I actually think you’re great, very cool mosaics
Stay safe my little soft furred friend!
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December 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Stay safe my little soft furred friend!
I was out at 7.55am on Monday 1st December, due to an idiot leaving the radio in the car tuned to a Christmas station when they parked up the previous evening. 🤬🤬🤬
Who was that idiot, you ask?
Who was that idiot, you ask?
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December 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I was out at 7.55am on Monday 1st December, due to an idiot leaving the radio in the car tuned to a Christmas station when they parked up the previous evening. 🤬🤬🤬
Who was that idiot, you ask?
Who was that idiot, you ask?
How many nuts do you have?!??
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December 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
How many nuts do you have?!??
Nut juggling = 3 groats.
December 16, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Nut juggling = 3 groats.
Donald Trump
You are a:-
Complete Cockwomble
Unintelligible idiot
Narcissistic moron
Tangerine twatspangle.
You are a:-
Complete Cockwomble
Unintelligible idiot
Narcissistic moron
Tangerine twatspangle.
December 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Donald Trump
You are a:-
Complete Cockwomble
Unintelligible idiot
Narcissistic moron
Tangerine twatspangle.
You are a:-
Complete Cockwomble
Unintelligible idiot
Narcissistic moron
Tangerine twatspangle.
What an absolute C U Next Tuesday
December 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
What an absolute C U Next Tuesday
Don’t worry M’Lord. We’ll take care of everything here, you take all the time you need xxxx
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December 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Don’t worry M’Lord. We’ll take care of everything here, you take all the time you need xxxx
There definitely is. Freya’s chariot is pulled by cats, she loves them, Bob will be purring in her lap about now having brought her a giant furry critter over the rainbow bridge as an offering 🐈🌈
December 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
There definitely is. Freya’s chariot is pulled by cats, she loves them, Bob will be purring in her lap about now having brought her a giant furry critter over the rainbow bridge as an offering 🐈🌈
Hope all is ok my lovely friend xxx
December 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Hope all is ok my lovely friend xxx
Oh gods I’m so sorry. I hope he’s terrorising ghosts of small furry things over rainbow bridge. Sending hugs to you & your good lady xxxx
December 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Oh gods I’m so sorry. I hope he’s terrorising ghosts of small furry things over rainbow bridge. Sending hugs to you & your good lady xxxx
An utter c*nt & I do not use that word lightly. I honestly wish he’d just drop d**d. The world would be infinitely better with him 6ft underground preferably with a stake where he should have had a heart & garlic cloves shoved in his mouth to make sure he doesn’t come back.
December 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
An utter c*nt & I do not use that word lightly. I honestly wish he’d just drop d**d. The world would be infinitely better with him 6ft underground preferably with a stake where he should have had a heart & garlic cloves shoved in his mouth to make sure he doesn’t come back.
Yeah you’re not allowed to leave us do you hear!!
This place would fall apart without you.
This place would fall apart without you.
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December 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Yeah you’re not allowed to leave us do you hear!!
This place would fall apart without you.
This place would fall apart without you.
Ready when you are M’Lord . . .
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December 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Ready when you are M’Lord . . .
A copy of my fees list is on every table, peruse at your leisure
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December 10, 2025 at 8:57 AM
A copy of my fees list is on every table, peruse at your leisure
Better luck next year
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December 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Better luck next year
