Baby screeching, man behind coughing out a lung, an overflowing smell of pickled onion crisps, an old woman having an incredibly irritating phonecall, and a toddler absolutely desperate for (and not getting) any attention.

A generous pinch of grated Leo

The nonce, formerly known as Prince?

God forbid anything at all happens

👀

I'll have a shot of orange please

But this is now affecting the white middle class in a bad way!