🪿💨 "Manic Mary" Goose
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🪿💨 "Manic Mary" Goose
@md-goose.bsky.social
Just a goose.

Will bite bullies and hiss at rude people.
Every time I start to question the boyfriend's fabulousness (ie he's been behaving extra hetero white male for a period of time) he surprises me with a wink and a sashay as he walks out of a room. 🤭

(...yes, yes, I'm stereotyping. It's for the bit, I'm not judging, calm down...)
January 23, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Going grocery shopping today is a bad idea. But things are needed and weather is weathering. 😭
January 23, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Overheard at the table of nerds (Ry hosting D&D tonight...)

"If you move the wood, Dad gets it in the gut..."

Given the company you'd think it was an intentional innuendo, but no... They're talking about carpentry.
January 23, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Call me a princess! I'm getting a crown!
January 22, 2026 at 5:29 PM
People dropping like flies in this waiting room. 🤭 Another snoozer. This one with phone drooping about to fall out of her hand.
January 22, 2026 at 4:27 PM
There is a lady in this dentist office waiting room just open-mouthed snoring, fast asleep while sitting straight up.

I feel ya girl!
January 22, 2026 at 3:51 PM
🤭
January 21, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Meeting a total babe for lunch at his favorite deli spot. 🥰
January 21, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Like a hand in a glove...
Why Vagina? - Green Porno Season 2
YouTube video by Isabella Rossellini
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January 21, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Be like dolphin! Anything goes!
Dolphin - Seduce Me
YouTube video by Isabella Rossellini
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January 21, 2026 at 4:48 PM
"WE'RE SEQUENTIAL HERMAPHRODITES!" 🤭
Oh no. Matt just put on "Green Porno" ...
January 21, 2026 at 5:06 AM
It's EDUCATIONAL!
Oh no. Matt just put on "Green Porno" ...
January 21, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Reposted by 🪿💨 "Manic Mary" Goose
Trying to make an argument that Germans as a whole weren’t scared enough about Hitler and then selecting as your one example a Jewish publication, and then rewriting the quote to your own ends to ultimately blame the Jews for the Holocaust is…a choice.
In 1933, after Hitler was made Chancellor, a German Jewish newspaper op-ed read, "We do not subscribe to the view that Hitler ..., will not suddenly divest German Jews of their constitutional rights, lock them away in race ghettos, or subject them to the murderous impulses of the mob."
January 21, 2026 at 4:18 AM
"I came 6 times..." No you did not.
January 21, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Dare we watch Twilight?
January 21, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Officially a cohabitator! Keys turned in and I treated myself to a little thrifting outing! Didn't buy this but I thought about it! 🤭
January 20, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Reposted by 🪿💨 "Manic Mary" Goose
Here’s an idea: what if Bluesky can just be Bluesky and we don’t have to want every single social media platform to be the global townsquare and how about if no platform becomes that and how about we just make the platform what we want and stop considering niche a failure for no reason.
If Bluesky is to grow and become a viable alternative for the "Global Townsquare," which was the point, it needs to compete on engagement and virality is a part of that.

It isn't competing. Engagement here has been falling for a year. That's a problem if you, like me, want it to survive and thrive.
January 19, 2026 at 11:50 PM
The acting in this show is so bad... Did anyone watch Falling Skies when it was new? Was it this bad then?
January 19, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Took an extra day to recover from moving trauma (I'm being slightly dramatic, hush...) and am finally feeling more like me again. Once-over of the old apartment tomorrow to make sure I haven't missed anything then turning in keys!

On to new adventures! Nervous, but I'm well supported. 🥰
January 19, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Tears! 🥹
January 19, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Peens really do just be hangin'
January 19, 2026 at 4:23 AM
SHIENCHE!
January 16, 2026 at 8:18 PM
@rstevies.bsky.social

For future anxiety attacks! 🥰
Feeling Anxious? #couplegoals #relationshipgoals #couplecomedy #funnycouple #couplescomedy
YouTube video by Tara & Brian Ball
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January 16, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Watching Black Sails for the plot.

The plot:
January 16, 2026 at 2:34 AM