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mcsplosion.bsky.social
Friendly Neighbourhood Jamie
@mcsplosion.bsky.social
440 followers 260 following 8.7K posts
Not a serious person, will say "Holy Shit" a lot, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Trying on She/her for size. 40. Will block minors 🔞 Discord: "theyoungscot"
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"Thanks to the power of Generative AI, we can now create new endings to unsatisfying TV show finales!"

"Introducing, a newly created 'Lighter' version of the Sopranos ending"
Just a completely blank white image. Just pretend you just heard a bell as "don't stop believing" is playing.
November 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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The historic picture of George W Bush being informed a second plane has hit the world trade centre
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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AI is stupid and I wish google (and everyone else) would let us turn it off
A screenshot of a google search for the phrase "I'm a baby xenomorph, where is mama, I'm scared" The AI Overview answer is as follows: "You are currently in a dark, warm, and confined space that smells of a thick resin, which is typical of a Xenomorph hive . Mama (the Queen) is likely in the deepest, most protected, central chamber of the hive, where she lays the eggs. The other Xenomorphs (drones and warriors) protect this central location at all costs. Xenomorphs use a hive mind or a system of pheromones and high-frequency sounds to communicate and maintain a connection with their Queen. Your instincts should be guiding you towards her location. Follow the strongest sense of the hive's collective consciousness, likely further into the warmth and the dense resin webbing. Stay within the hive structure, as that is where you will find safety and purpose within the colony."
November 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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This took a second to load...
A screenshot of bluesky, user loki.moe posted a video, with the text above it reading "pov you look at my gape after getting fisted by my butch friends" The video hasn't loaded so the video shows as completely black like a dark void.
October 17, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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If you see this skeet, skeet a pic from your device with no explanation
A cropped photo of a poster that was on a hospital wall. It shows a smiling elderly white man with glasses and a white beard. Someone stuck googly-eyes on the poster, giving the man a rather intense and unhinged look. The text under him reads: "Please don't call me a 'dementia sufferer'"
September 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Them: "Okay you're invited to the party, just don't talk about revolvers, deal?"

*5 minutes into the party*
a screenshot from Metal Gear Solid 1 for the playstation 1. It shows the character of Revolver Ocelot, loading a low poly revolver. The text under him reads "This is the greatest handgun ever made"
September 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Last one
*You missed a call from [THEM] that lasted a few seconds* THEM: you were supposed to at least text me like "wtf r u doing???" THEM: jamie please
September 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Continued
Jamie: cool THEM: HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU STOP WITH THE YEAHS AND THE COOL YOU DONT WANNA MESS WITH ME Jamie: okay THEM: if i saw you in real life i swear to god Jamie: neat THEM: jamie can i ask you a question Jamie: nah THEM: dont care if youre gonna send shitty one word responses...why respond at all?? Jamie: okay I won't respond THEM: OK ACTUALLY IM SORRY please keep responding ill miss you jamie hellooooo hellooooooooo HELLOOOOOOOOOO RESPONDDD!!!!
September 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Had my first rando add me on discord to try and troll me, it didn't go the way they expected.
A screenshot from a Discord DM conversation, with the other persons name removed. Jamie: cool THEM: do you often talk to people like this cause its quite rude Jamie: only to those who deserve it what the fuck is that supposed to mean youre already casting judgement we just met! Jamie: yeah THEM: dont fucking yeah me Jamie: okay THEM: cause now youre starting to tick me off you understand? Jamie: yeah
September 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Hrm
A cropped screenshot of a google search page, the search along the top reads "did kain and raziel from soul reaver do hand stuff" The Ai Overview answer replies with "Yes, Kain and Raziel engage in physical interaction that could be described as "hand stuff" in the context of the Legacy of Kain games"
September 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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I thought she could go the distance!
The famous picture of Muhammad Ali standing triumphantly over Sonny Liston, except that Liston has been removed from the picture, and in his place, @b0tster.yeag.gay‬ has been terribly edited in. She is laying on her side, curled in the fetal position, wearing roller-skates.
September 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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*Reads your gay memory card*
A two panel comic, the top panel shows Psycho Mantis, a character from Metal Gear Solid 1 on the PS1. He is floating in the air with his arms spread wide. Text under him reads "You seem to like women, don't you?" The bottom panel shows the opposite view, with a surprised looking Bunlith standing with her back to the door, mid-eating her food.
September 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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This took 10,000 hours of work, and several super-computers to render.
lilith (goth trans woman with red hair and a witch hat) eating a falafel, terribly poorly cut from the original picture and super-imposed over the Norman Rockwell painting "Freedom of Speech"
September 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Thoughts and prayers
A still image of the scottish comedian Limmy from his TV show, he's in a sketch where he's a psychic medium, on a stage, in a brown suit. He's pointing downward with a sad expression on his face. There's text on the image that reads "He's doonstairs"
September 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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UMM
A cropped and zoomed in picture of an open white door with an ominous shadow, the silhouette of a person, projected upon it
August 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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WHAT DID STEAM MEAN BY THIS?!?
A cropped screenshot from the Steam store, there is an image from a game showing a brick floor, and low quality polygon model of a white woman's feet and legs. The title of the game is on the screen in simple white font that reads "Her Smelly Feet" Underneath the picture is a small box that describes the game as "Recommended for you" and lists the price as "£4.29"
August 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Oh no, what did Superman do in SPACE?!?
A cropped portion of the Bluesky website showing the "Trending" section. The three topics shown are "FBI Files", "Superman", and "NASA"
July 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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me examining a new follower:
An image of a scene from Spider-Man (2002) where Norman Osborn (Willem Dafoe) enters Peter Parkers room to investigate a sound, only to find the room empty. The text at the bottom reads "How Strange. There's nobody here."
July 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Helldivers 2: Bully Edition
July 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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I take Helldivers 2 VERY seriously and the crew of my Super Destroyer are very proud of me.
July 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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I made the t-shirt slightly better (10 million hours in photoshop)
A person is eating taco-bell and looking at the camera, their t-shirt once read "I would dropkick a child for" and then has the taco-bell logo. I used ms paint to remove some of the writing so that now the t-shirt reads "I would dropkick a child" and nothing else. It is VERY obvious the photo has been edited, poorly.
July 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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122 baybeee (hellbomb supremacy)
A screenshot from the game Helldivers 2 The player is barely visible laying on the ground as a massive explosion fills most of the screen, the UI indicates the player just killed 122 enemies
July 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Ever have a moment in a game where you think "I will never forget this moment"

Helldivers 2 has those CONSTANTLY.
July 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Helldivers 2 is such fun, even when you accidentally blow up half your team because JUST before you pulled the trigger on your rocket launcher, you got hit and it threw your aim off...
June 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM